Quiz: Real-Man or loser?
Are you a or are you a ? Take this test and find out! Simply read the questions and choose the answer that best applies. Add the points to your total score.
1. How big is your cock?
(+1) Over six inches long
(-1) Under six inches long
2. How often do you masturbate?
(+2) Once a week
(+1) Twice a week
(-1) Once a day
(-2) Twice a day
3. When was the last time you had sex?
(+2) Less than a week ago
(+1) Less than a month ago
(-1) Over six months ago
(-2) Over a year ago
4. Have you ever tasted your own cum?
(+2) Are you crazy? That would be gay.
(+1) Once, when I kissed my wife/gf after she gave me head.
(-1) I want to, but I keep chickening out after jerking-off.
(-2) I have a lot of CEI videos saved in my 'favorites'.
5. Do you want to watch your wife/gf have sex with another man?
(+2) Only if she's into double-penetration.
(+1) Only if it's her birthday and we're really wasted.
(-1) Only if I can jerk-off while watching from the corner.
(-2) Only if she makes me lick up all his cum out of her pussy.
6. What did you do last Friday night?
(+2) I was banging these two waitresses at the same time.
(+1) I had sex with my wife/gf after a nice night out.
(-1) I tried to score but ended up home alone jerking-off.
(-2) I stayed at home browsing FemDom videos and edging all night.
7. Have you ever watched a small-penis humiliation video?
(+1) I was curious what SPH stood for, but turned it off quickly.
(-1) I watch them all the time when I'm masturbating.
8. What happens when a woman calls you gay or a fag?
(+1) I pull out my cock and show her how straight I am by fucking the shit out of her.
(-1) It makes me hard and want to jerk-off.
9. Picture the most beautiful woman you can imagine is laying in your bed naked right now.
What happens next in your fantasy?
(+2) I introduce her to the power of tantric orgasms and fuck her for hours before cumming.
(+1) First I pleasure her, then I pleasure me.
(-1) I want to fuck her so bad that I cum in less than a minute once inside her.
(-2) I beg her to let me jerk-off but she puts me in chastity instead.
10. What's your ideal relationship situation?
(+3) I want a different woman every night; I don't want to be tied down.
(+2) I wear the pants in the house.
(+1) A loving, mutual relationship based on respect.
(-1) She cheats on me occasionally, but I get to watch.
(-2) She has a strap-on and likes to use it.
(-3) Mistress makes me suck cock. Once a month I am allowed to touch myself, but I have to eat my mess.
HOW DID YOU SCORE?
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+15-18 You are undoubtedly an Alpha Male.
+10-14 You are definitely a Real-Man.
+5-9 Girls aren't going to question your masculinity.
+1-4 You're teetering on the edge, but stable.
-1-4 If you're not a loser now, you will be soon.
-5-9 I hope being alone suits you
-10-14 It turns you on when girls call you a 'pathetic loser' doesn't it?
-15-18 Not only are you a loser, you're probably gay.
Make sure you share your results in the comments section below!
1. How big is your cock?
(+1) Over six inches long
(-1) Under six inches long
2. How often do you masturbate?
(+2) Once a week
(+1) Twice a week
(-1) Once a day
(-2) Twice a day
3. When was the last time you had sex?
(+2) Less than a week ago
(+1) Less than a month ago
(-1) Over six months ago
(-2) Over a year ago
4. Have you ever tasted your own cum?
(+2) Are you crazy? That would be gay.
(+1) Once, when I kissed my wife/gf after she gave me head.
(-1) I want to, but I keep chickening out after jerking-off.
(-2) I have a lot of CEI videos saved in my 'favorites'.
5. Do you want to watch your wife/gf have sex with another man?
(+2) Only if she's into double-penetration.
(+1) Only if it's her birthday and we're really wasted.
(-1) Only if I can jerk-off while watching from the corner.
(-2) Only if she makes me lick up all his cum out of her pussy.
6. What did you do last Friday night?
(+2) I was banging these two waitresses at the same time.
(+1) I had sex with my wife/gf after a nice night out.
(-1) I tried to score but ended up home alone jerking-off.
(-2) I stayed at home browsing FemDom videos and edging all night.
7. Have you ever watched a small-penis humiliation video?
(+1) I was curious what SPH stood for, but turned it off quickly.
(-1) I watch them all the time when I'm masturbating.
8. What happens when a woman calls you gay or a fag?
(+1) I pull out my cock and show her how straight I am by fucking the shit out of her.
(-1) It makes me hard and want to jerk-off.
9. Picture the most beautiful woman you can imagine is laying in your bed naked right now.
What happens next in your fantasy?
(+2) I introduce her to the power of tantric orgasms and fuck her for hours before cumming.
(+1) First I pleasure her, then I pleasure me.
(-1) I want to fuck her so bad that I cum in less than a minute once inside her.
(-2) I beg her to let me jerk-off but she puts me in chastity instead.
10. What's your ideal relationship situation?
(+3) I want a different woman every night; I don't want to be tied down.
(+2) I wear the pants in the house.
(+1) A loving, mutual relationship based on respect.
(-1) She cheats on me occasionally, but I get to watch.
(-2) She has a strap-on and likes to use it.
(-3) Mistress makes me suck cock. Once a month I am allowed to touch myself, but I have to eat my mess.
HOW DID YOU SCORE?
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+15-18 You are undoubtedly an Alpha Male.
+10-14 You are definitely a Real-Man.
+5-9 Girls aren't going to question your masculinity.
+1-4 You're teetering on the edge, but stable.
-1-4 If you're not a loser now, you will be soon.
-5-9 I hope being alone suits you
-10-14 It turns you on when girls call you a 'pathetic loser' doesn't it?
-15-18 Not only are you a loser, you're probably gay.
Make sure you share your results in the comments section below!
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