Masturbation Quiz

Are you male or female? male
Age? 33
At what age did you start masturbating? 13
How many times a week do you masturbate? a dozen or so
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? I can rarely do more than once, unfortunately.

Where do you masturbate:

In bed? yes
In the shower? no
In the bath? no
Outdoors? sometimes
At work? yes
Every room in the house? yes
In a car while traveling along the interstate? Yep. It's a great way to stay awake driving at night.

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? yes
A stranger? yes
A co-worker? definitely
A member of the same sex? sometimes
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? sometimes

What position do you play in:

On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? yes

How do you play:

With left hand? sometimes
With right hand? Yes. I'm good at typing with my left hand also. ;)
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? sometimes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes, but you never know when it'll switch to a commercial.

What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? sometimes, more gay than lesbian nowadays
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? YES
Age play? I'm not even sure what that is.
S&M? I'm not into pain.
Role playing? yes
Kinky? I think everybody thinks they are.

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? yes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? not masturbated
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? yes

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? sometimes
insert something or play with your ass? sometimes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? yes
When was the last time you masturbated? a few minutes ago
Are you wet or hard now? not anymore!... well, maybe a little wet
Are you going to masturbate now? not until later tonight
Are you a masturbation addict? definitely
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? definitely
What is the most you have played in one day? 24 times