How to piss off a cam model
I have been here well over three years, and in fact I am one of the original gold members. I have watched Live Cams evolve over that time, and seen a lot of the same patterns. One thing I don't understand is how a user can say the same thing over and over in different chat rooms, get banned every time, yet still keep doing it. Sure, there are trolls who do it on purpose and get off on being assholes; but I think a lot of these guys simply do it because they have no sense. It is likely that the people who need this essay the most won't read it, but I must try, because it is getting really stupid in cams.
Before I start calling out the more common things that piss off models, I have some easy advice: read her profile! The profile will often contain information telling you what might get you banned. It's your fault if you don't read it.
Oh, and a second piece of easy advice: read her cam status! Again, there is often useful information in there, or at least there should be.
Okay, here are some of the more common things that will annoy or totally piss off a cam model, or at the least make her ignore you. They will likely annoy a lot of the other users as well. This list comes from years of observation, talking to other users, and talking to a lot of models. Of course this does not apply to every model; for example, some models never read PMs while they are camming, while others do. However, this set of rules will keep you safe until you get to know the model and know what she likes and does not like.
Babe, baby, honey, sweetie: Some models really get annoyed at these cute terms. As one of my friends put it, "I don't like someone acting like they are overly familiar with me." Wait and see if it's okay with her. Better yet, use her name.
bb: What the HELL does that mean? What does it MEAN? Where did it come from? Whatever the case, it makes you sound retarded. That's why all those people in chat are making fun of you.
I PMed you, you have a PM, read your PM, PM baby, etc.: Yeah, she's a model, she gets a lot of PMs. You probably just sent her a message asking her if she wants to video call and see your 14" thick pulsing shiny cock, or to ask her if she'll Skype for PayPal. Either way, it can wait. She's on cam to do a show. If it's that important, say it in chat. What makes you think your PM is more important than the twelve other ones she just got?
There's a spider on your wall, who's that in your window, someone is behind you, etc.: What the fuck, are you ***************? I've seen quite a few models freak out or shut off their cam because a user said something stupid like this. You'd be surprised at how many models are self-conscious about being on cam and will start looking around, or will scream because they hate spiders. There are a lot of users who still have their testicles because of the simple reason that I can't reach through the Internet and slice them off after they've said one of these things.
Do you like big dick, small dick, etc.: Really? This is all you can think to say? First of all, what defines big or small... but besides that, it's a boring topic of conversation.
Hey you want this bbc, girl you need a black dick to tear that white ass up, etc.: Racist much? Yeah that's right, racism works both ways. Not to mention that the BBC is the British Broadcasting Corporation, so deal with it. Just don't do it, unless you're trying to start shit, in which case you're going to get an earful. Don't pretend to be shocked when the model or other users tell you off. What did you really expect?
Demanding: Don't demand anything, whether you're a black (basic) user or a gold user. Just don't. Tip for requests if you can; if you can't, be glad for what you see for free.
Begging: Don't beg either. Just don't. Especially if you're gold.
Tip begging, gold trolling: "Tip beggars" are basic users who ask or tell gold users to tip. Really? This is nonsense. I don't think gold members are superior, I really don't; I've always supported the rights of basic users. However, I've paid quite a bit for tokens on this site and worked hard to make Live Cams a good place. I, and my gold friends, don't need to hear abuse from people who haven't spent a cent to support the site or support the models. If you want the model to do something, buy tokens and tip. "Gold trolling" is being obnoxious to gold members because you're jealous. Don't. Whom do you think the model is going to ban if a basic user starts a fight with a gold user? This includes saying stuff like "come on guys, she deserves tips" and "I'm too poor to tip." Leave it alone... or suffer the consequences.
Do you have milk?: Yes, it's in the refrigerator. Really? This is a cam site, not a dairy farm.
Can you fist, stick objects in your vajj, etc.: It's not a good idea to bust into a cam room and start asking her to do weird acts. Read her profile first; she might do those things. If you don't know, get to know her first, or send her a PM. This includes asking for anything that most people would find gross or disgusting.
What's the biggest cock you've ever had?: Really, does she walk around with a ruler and measure the guy's shaft every time she has sex? And how many times do you think she gets asked this question?
Can you pee, crap, show your tampon, etc.: Seriously? The site has rules. The models are not allowed to do these things. Yet some of you keep asking over and over and over, even after being told fifty times they can't do it. This includes smoking herb on cam.
Do you mind that I'm 16?: YES! SHE DOES! This site has an age limit, and that is 18. Oh, you were joking? It's not funny. Too late... banned. This site operates under certain laws, and we take some things seriously.
You look like my sister, mother, girlfriend, some famous actress, etc.: Really? First, you're probably lying. Second, do you think this makes her happy in any way? It usually pisses the model off or creeps her out. Don't waste your time, her time, or ours.
Can I ask you a question?: You just did. Just ask her the damn question you want to ask. Which, in my experience, is usually something useless.
Do you have a boyfriend or husband, Why are you single, You're too sexy to be home doing this, etc.: Leave her personal life alone. Do you think any of these things are making her wet?
You shouldn't smoke: Really? it's 2015, I think everyone knows the risks of smoking. She can smoke if she wants to. Do you think you're the one person who is going to suddenly change her mind?
Wow what a MILF, sexy cougar: Okay fools, do you understand what a MILF is? Like, at least 38 years old or so, and a mother? Calling a 28 year old single c***dless model a MILF is kind of stupid. And cougars are usually at least 40 and chasing much younger men. If she hasn't declared herself to be a cougar, she's probably not going to be at all pleased if you call her that. A woman is a woman; you don't need to try to be hip by calling her some trendy nickname or acronym.
Stand up, turn around, give me a sneak peek, etc.: What the hell is she a trained seal? You stand up. And if you're a gold member, shame on you. Tip for requests! By the way, if she's sitting down or laying down, it's really annoying to have to stand up.
Show your face: If she's not showing her face, there's a reason. Don't bug her about it.
Do you like knowing so many guys are stroking for you?: No, she hates it. That's why she's showing her body to thousands of strangers. Really? Try to think of something else to say.
Are you pregnant?: Here is my counter-question: Are you insane? Would you ask a girl that in real life? She might laugh. Or she might ban your rude ass.
This is just the tip of the iceberg, but this list includes some of the more common stupid or rude things that users say. Some of these items are not a problem for some models, but better safe than sorry. Remember: read her profile, read her status, watch the conversation for a little while to see what she is like, and be polite when you start to talk. You will learn what she likes, and what she doesn't like... some of the examples I posted here might be okay with her. But don't give her a reason to ban you before you have a chance to learn.
Self
Before I start calling out the more common things that piss off models, I have some easy advice: read her profile! The profile will often contain information telling you what might get you banned. It's your fault if you don't read it.
Oh, and a second piece of easy advice: read her cam status! Again, there is often useful information in there, or at least there should be.
Okay, here are some of the more common things that will annoy or totally piss off a cam model, or at the least make her ignore you. They will likely annoy a lot of the other users as well. This list comes from years of observation, talking to other users, and talking to a lot of models. Of course this does not apply to every model; for example, some models never read PMs while they are camming, while others do. However, this set of rules will keep you safe until you get to know the model and know what she likes and does not like.
Babe, baby, honey, sweetie: Some models really get annoyed at these cute terms. As one of my friends put it, "I don't like someone acting like they are overly familiar with me." Wait and see if it's okay with her. Better yet, use her name.
bb: What the HELL does that mean? What does it MEAN? Where did it come from? Whatever the case, it makes you sound retarded. That's why all those people in chat are making fun of you.
I PMed you, you have a PM, read your PM, PM baby, etc.: Yeah, she's a model, she gets a lot of PMs. You probably just sent her a message asking her if she wants to video call and see your 14" thick pulsing shiny cock, or to ask her if she'll Skype for PayPal. Either way, it can wait. She's on cam to do a show. If it's that important, say it in chat. What makes you think your PM is more important than the twelve other ones she just got?
There's a spider on your wall, who's that in your window, someone is behind you, etc.: What the fuck, are you ***************? I've seen quite a few models freak out or shut off their cam because a user said something stupid like this. You'd be surprised at how many models are self-conscious about being on cam and will start looking around, or will scream because they hate spiders. There are a lot of users who still have their testicles because of the simple reason that I can't reach through the Internet and slice them off after they've said one of these things.
Do you like big dick, small dick, etc.: Really? This is all you can think to say? First of all, what defines big or small... but besides that, it's a boring topic of conversation.
Hey you want this bbc, girl you need a black dick to tear that white ass up, etc.: Racist much? Yeah that's right, racism works both ways. Not to mention that the BBC is the British Broadcasting Corporation, so deal with it. Just don't do it, unless you're trying to start shit, in which case you're going to get an earful. Don't pretend to be shocked when the model or other users tell you off. What did you really expect?
Demanding: Don't demand anything, whether you're a black (basic) user or a gold user. Just don't. Tip for requests if you can; if you can't, be glad for what you see for free.
Begging: Don't beg either. Just don't. Especially if you're gold.
Tip begging, gold trolling: "Tip beggars" are basic users who ask or tell gold users to tip. Really? This is nonsense. I don't think gold members are superior, I really don't; I've always supported the rights of basic users. However, I've paid quite a bit for tokens on this site and worked hard to make Live Cams a good place. I, and my gold friends, don't need to hear abuse from people who haven't spent a cent to support the site or support the models. If you want the model to do something, buy tokens and tip. "Gold trolling" is being obnoxious to gold members because you're jealous. Don't. Whom do you think the model is going to ban if a basic user starts a fight with a gold user? This includes saying stuff like "come on guys, she deserves tips" and "I'm too poor to tip." Leave it alone... or suffer the consequences.
Do you have milk?: Yes, it's in the refrigerator. Really? This is a cam site, not a dairy farm.
Can you fist, stick objects in your vajj, etc.: It's not a good idea to bust into a cam room and start asking her to do weird acts. Read her profile first; she might do those things. If you don't know, get to know her first, or send her a PM. This includes asking for anything that most people would find gross or disgusting.
What's the biggest cock you've ever had?: Really, does she walk around with a ruler and measure the guy's shaft every time she has sex? And how many times do you think she gets asked this question?
Can you pee, crap, show your tampon, etc.: Seriously? The site has rules. The models are not allowed to do these things. Yet some of you keep asking over and over and over, even after being told fifty times they can't do it. This includes smoking herb on cam.
Do you mind that I'm 16?: YES! SHE DOES! This site has an age limit, and that is 18. Oh, you were joking? It's not funny. Too late... banned. This site operates under certain laws, and we take some things seriously.
You look like my sister, mother, girlfriend, some famous actress, etc.: Really? First, you're probably lying. Second, do you think this makes her happy in any way? It usually pisses the model off or creeps her out. Don't waste your time, her time, or ours.
Can I ask you a question?: You just did. Just ask her the damn question you want to ask. Which, in my experience, is usually something useless.
Do you have a boyfriend or husband, Why are you single, You're too sexy to be home doing this, etc.: Leave her personal life alone. Do you think any of these things are making her wet?
You shouldn't smoke: Really? it's 2015, I think everyone knows the risks of smoking. She can smoke if she wants to. Do you think you're the one person who is going to suddenly change her mind?
Wow what a MILF, sexy cougar: Okay fools, do you understand what a MILF is? Like, at least 38 years old or so, and a mother? Calling a 28 year old single c***dless model a MILF is kind of stupid. And cougars are usually at least 40 and chasing much younger men. If she hasn't declared herself to be a cougar, she's probably not going to be at all pleased if you call her that. A woman is a woman; you don't need to try to be hip by calling her some trendy nickname or acronym.
Stand up, turn around, give me a sneak peek, etc.: What the hell is she a trained seal? You stand up. And if you're a gold member, shame on you. Tip for requests! By the way, if she's sitting down or laying down, it's really annoying to have to stand up.
Show your face: If she's not showing her face, there's a reason. Don't bug her about it.
Do you like knowing so many guys are stroking for you?: No, she hates it. That's why she's showing her body to thousands of strangers. Really? Try to think of something else to say.
Are you pregnant?: Here is my counter-question: Are you insane? Would you ask a girl that in real life? She might laugh. Or she might ban your rude ass.
This is just the tip of the iceberg, but this list includes some of the more common stupid or rude things that users say. Some of these items are not a problem for some models, but better safe than sorry. Remember: read her profile, read her status, watch the conversation for a little while to see what she is like, and be polite when you start to talk. You will learn what she likes, and what she doesn't like... some of the examples I posted here might be okay with her. But don't give her a reason to ban you before you have a chance to learn.
Self
10年前
