My first penis experience
This was a few weeks ago but I think it's funny.
IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AT A 7-11 GAS STATION! Think 2-3am.
I was sitting in the passenger seat while my mom loaded up on gas. This dude pulls up and parks towards the side of the entrance to the gas station and GOES INSIDE! HOLY CRAP!
My mom finishes getting gas as I'm enjoying my fruit snack and apple juice and gets back into the car. THEN THE DUDE COMES BACK OUT as my mom starts digging in her purse to find the keys. (Idk why people carry purses, they are endless pits of candy and loose change. Carry wallets, they are convenient.) and this dude starts towards his car and PULLS OUT HIS PENIS AND STARTS THUMPING IT ON THE HOOD OF HIS CAR! bahahahahahahahahaha and I glanced at it and had to do a double take. When he saw that I had noticed he starts laughing and my mom sees and she's going 'what is he doing?' and I said that he was rubbing his dingle dangle on the hood of his car But before my mom could do anything he tucks it back in and drives away.
It was a good night. I saw my first IRL penis with my mom.
What a time to be alive.
My story telling skills need some work.
IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AT A 7-11 GAS STATION! Think 2-3am.
I was sitting in the passenger seat while my mom loaded up on gas. This dude pulls up and parks towards the side of the entrance to the gas station and GOES INSIDE! HOLY CRAP!
My mom finishes getting gas as I'm enjoying my fruit snack and apple juice and gets back into the car. THEN THE DUDE COMES BACK OUT as my mom starts digging in her purse to find the keys. (Idk why people carry purses, they are endless pits of candy and loose change. Carry wallets, they are convenient.) and this dude starts towards his car and PULLS OUT HIS PENIS AND STARTS THUMPING IT ON THE HOOD OF HIS CAR! bahahahahahahahahaha and I glanced at it and had to do a double take. When he saw that I had noticed he starts laughing and my mom sees and she's going 'what is he doing?' and I said that he was rubbing his dingle dangle on the hood of his car But before my mom could do anything he tucks it back in and drives away.
It was a good night. I saw my first IRL penis with my mom.
What a time to be alive.
My story telling skills need some work.
10年前
