Satanic Commandments
(1) Satan is Lord and bids you to be free.
(2) You are your own god, and should worship yourself.
(3) Use idols and images to focus.
(4) Swear and blaspheme the names of all other gods. Fuck them all.
(5) All days are for joy and idleness. Make them sacred to you.
(6) Your father and mother fucked. Nine months later you were born. What makes them so special?
(7) If your enemy gets in your way, you know what to do.
(8) You fuck whoever you want. No rules apply.
(9) The truth is whatever helps you.
(10) If your neighbor has something nice, why shouldn't you?
(2) You are your own god, and should worship yourself.
(3) Use idols and images to focus.
(4) Swear and blaspheme the names of all other gods. Fuck them all.
(5) All days are for joy and idleness. Make them sacred to you.
(6) Your father and mother fucked. Nine months later you were born. What makes them so special?
(7) If your enemy gets in your way, you know what to do.
(8) You fuck whoever you want. No rules apply.
(9) The truth is whatever helps you.
(10) If your neighbor has something nice, why shouldn't you?
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