Bottom of the rabbit hole

So there is indeed a bottom to the proverbial hole.
Which as it turns out is packed solid with assholes.

Could that be what happens when you run out of shit tickets?
It may explain how I started my journey or tumble down the hole.

When I find Alice I'll be sure to ask her, anyways as I haven't yet
I shall begin my story with this little bit of advice....

Make sure that your up is not down or that your down is not up, after your tumble
or you will be sure to fumble, which could lead to a rumble, so remember be very humble.

For you are a guest, not of the dummies; if you should get past them.
Not falling for their tricks as many are also pricks and dicks, and carry sticks.

So hello to my host,I'm not hear to boast, but I will raise a toast,
and a cheers to no fears,or tears just happy years!