CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF WOMAN

CHEMICAL ANALYSIS:
Item: Female
Symbol: Mu
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic mass: Accepted at 53.4 kg but varies between 40 and 140 kg.
Frequency: abundant quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1- area usually covered by a layer of paint.
2- Boil spontaneously freezes for unknown reasons.
3- Melts if given special treatment.
4- turns sour if used incorrectly.
5- concentrated in several states from virgin metal to base metal.
6- yields to pressure in the right spots.

Propertys CHEMICAL:
1- Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2- absorbs large amounts of expensive substances.
3- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and without known reason.
4 is insoluble in liquids and their activity increases by saturation in alcohol.
5- It is the most powerful reducing agent known to man money.

COMMON USES:
1- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2- can be helpful for relaxation
3- very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:
1- The pure sample turns pink when discovered in its natural state.
2- turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

POTENTIAL HAZARDS:
1- Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2- It is i*****l to possess more than one, although several can be in different places, provided that the samples do not come into contact, in which case a violent explosion is inevitable.