More kinky questions.

Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
Probable couch
Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
Last week, very good, got to finish on her ;)
A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Zelda
Something that never fails to make you horny:
a good cleavage
Where is one place you would never have sex:
At a school?
The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
in the woods when a dog walker walked past
Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
I dunno, my tight boxers?
What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
Rope
What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Just touch my cock
Top or bottom?
prefer on top
We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
we were about to have oral but then her friend walked in
Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
you can't just have one orgasm
Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
butt plug
Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
dunno
Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
cum in mouth, feels good
Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
can't think of any
Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
yes many times
Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
I don't like using them any way
Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
can't remember
A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
Custard
How big is too big:
probably about 8"
One sexual thing you would never do:
s**t
Biggest turn on:
big boobs
Three spots that drive you insane:
on my back, knee, and earlobe
Worst possible time to get horny:
around family
Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
of course
Worst sexual idea you ever had:
fucking a blow up doll haha
How much fapping is too much fapping:
there is never to much fapping
Best sexual complement you ever got:
wow your big!
Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
bald
Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
it's disappointing but I just finish myself off
Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
fuck?
What your favorite part of your body:
my cock
Favorite foreplay activities:
licking and sucking
Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
>
What do you wear to bed?
nothing
When was the first time you masturbated:
about 13
Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
I used to
Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
about 3 years a go
Have/would you ever have sex outside?
done it a fair few times
Have/would you ever had a threesome?
kind of, wasn't able to touch the other girl
What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
hair brush
Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
it's tempting
Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
would try
What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
fuck her gently
What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
cosplay
Most attractive celebrity?
Hayden Panettiere
Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
I watch both, because cock on cock is just as hot as pussy on pussy
If a c***d was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that c***d be right now?
er...
Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
I don't think so
What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
poop
Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
nope
Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
yes, hard to explain, just feels right.
How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
not bothered
How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
it's pretty hot, done it a few times
Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
beans?
Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Dont have Tumblr
Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
a butt plug, for a while now
Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
if i had it... no
Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
a little
Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
porn star
Do you watch porn?
every night
How small is too small?
4"?
Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
in bed yes ;)
Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
all my kisses mean something
Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
thats dangerous territory lol
Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
I am now
Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
I prefer shaven, but it wouldn't stop me
If you could give yourself head, would you?
I have done
Booty or Boobs?
boobs
If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
cum eater
Have you ever been on an official date?
yes
Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
once, got drunk, had lots of sex
If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
no idea haha
Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
I'd have sex in any bed lol
How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
dirty fuckers lol
What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
I want to touch...
If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
Ride cocks, dildo myself, make myself squirt, double end dildo/ scissor other pussys, rub my clit.