A true story

The following story appeared in the Daily Telegraph (15/07/15) - I have edited but the facts remain.
'Passenger who 'did things to driver' died

A drunk motorist killed his girlfriend when he veered of the road after she began getting intimate with him, a court heard yesterday.
Mr X who was found by witnesses with his pants down round his ankles was driving home after a night out with his girlfriend, when she started doing things to him she shouldn't have been .
The car suddenly veered into the central reservation and in trying to regain control the driver lost it, crashing into a fence before spinning back into the road.
The girlfriend was not wearing a seatbelt and was thrown from the car, she died of her injuries later that day.
Mr X was found with his trousers and belt round his ankles with his backside on show, his girlfriend was also half naked

Now for the laugh... Mr x claims his girlfriends actions were not sexual and intercourse had not taken place..... no but what did she have in her mouth as she left the car ?

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