Stuff I hate in porn I love
So this isn't a list of types of porn I am not into, more a list of little annoyances in types of porn that I do like.
Specific Stuff:
- Costume Porn where they take off the costumes before they start doing anything, I wanted to see Harley Quinn get a pounding, not a naked pornstar.
- Fake moaning because it's annoying as hell, best/worst example I ever saw was fake moaning DURING A POSITION CHANGE.... jesus.
BBW Annoyances:
- BBWs covering their bellies, if you're in BBW porn you must know why people like you! The worst example of this was the sad story of Devyn Devine who had some sort of botched tummy tuck operation just because she didn't like her belly.... should have just left it alone, it was sexy!
- Music, of ANY kind but especially if it's awful rap crap. I'm not sure what the connection between hot BBWs and hearing 'the N word' every two seconds is but..... yeah.
More general stuff:
- Bad camera work
- Too much makeup
Might add stuff as I feel like it, what are YOUR porn annoyances?
p.s. if I get any responses I fully expect the old classic of guys jerking themselves off even though there is a woman there.
Specific Stuff:
- Costume Porn where they take off the costumes before they start doing anything, I wanted to see Harley Quinn get a pounding, not a naked pornstar.
- Fake moaning because it's annoying as hell, best/worst example I ever saw was fake moaning DURING A POSITION CHANGE.... jesus.
BBW Annoyances:
- BBWs covering their bellies, if you're in BBW porn you must know why people like you! The worst example of this was the sad story of Devyn Devine who had some sort of botched tummy tuck operation just because she didn't like her belly.... should have just left it alone, it was sexy!
- Music, of ANY kind but especially if it's awful rap crap. I'm not sure what the connection between hot BBWs and hearing 'the N word' every two seconds is but..... yeah.
More general stuff:
- Bad camera work
- Too much makeup
Might add stuff as I feel like it, what are YOUR porn annoyances?
p.s. if I get any responses I fully expect the old classic of guys jerking themselves off even though there is a woman there.
10年前