Porn Widows

I learned a hot new phrase today: Porn Widows (thank you http://xhamster.com/user/thrillseeker432).
LOVE it.
A Porn Widow is a wife whose husband hasn't touched in years because of his porn addiction. Like mine:)

Who'd ever want to fuck that imperfect overweight blob you married when you can load to Perfect 10 Porn Goddess AUDREY BITONI here?

Or if Audrey's not your thing, NIKKI BENZ?

Or DELTA WHITE?

Or CHRISTY MACK?

Or CHESSIE KAY?

Or ASHLEY FIRES?

Or AMY ANDERESSEN?

Or CANDY MANSON? (Caption by http://xhamster.com/user/thrillseeker432; all other captions by yours truly)

Or MADISON IVY?

Or LISA ANN?

Or HUNDREDS more?

Compare the above PERFECT 10 PORN GODDESSES to a real Porn Widow here on the right ( http://xhamster.com/user/emmaworship wife). Brace yourselves. It is NOT a pretty site.

EWWWWWWW! GROSS! A PHOTO of MADISON or AUDREY or ASA or CANDY is WAY HOTTER than this inferior, IMperfect THING in the flesh. I don't know what else to call it but a "thing" because "it" certainly isn't a Real Woman. This eyesore really drives the point home, doesn't it?

Yup, Internet Porn has created an EPIDEMIC of Porn Widows, who simply CANNOT compete with the Physically Perfect Porn Whores we are addicted to gooning to, worshipping with our cum, while wifey is downstairs watching TV. Average blah wives simply cannot compare to them and thus do not deserve any of our cocks or any of our cum, which belongs to our beloved Porn Whores.




THEIR loss. OUR gain LOL.

(I love how how the anti-porners make the wife in the image above fucking Movie Star Gorgeous LOL, when in reality the vast majority of wives are utterly forgettable. You need a fuckin crane to get it up for 'em, and even then ...:))

New research shows that many Porn Widows have just given up and beCUM Porn Addicts themselves. That's sorta like concentration camp inmates identifying with the guards. HOT!


Face it bitch. Porn has DESTROYED your marriage. The Power of Porn has TRIUMPHED over your little insignificant life. And we depraved Porn Addicts her off on that shit. Literally. Feels SOOOOO good. Grow the fuck up and get over it already LOL.


Who else out there has made your wife (or long-term GF) a Porn Widow? I wanna hear your stories:)