My favorite Limmerik joke

In the USA there is a gameshow where you have to make up short poems containing a special word with in one minute. In the final show there are only two people left: A rabby from New York and a farmer from NZ. They get the word "Timbouktou".
The rabby is first. He starts:
"I was a rabby all my life,
I loved my c***dren and my wife,
I read the bible through and through
and I did it on my way to Timbouktou".

The audiance is fascinated. Nobody belives that the farmer could top this.
Now he starts:
"When Tim and I to Melbourne went,
we met some ladys in a tent,
they were three and we were two,
I booked one and Tim booked two."