5 Things to know about me.

If you come to New Mexico and think some beautiful, dark-haired Native American chick is trying to seduce you, it may be me. Just in case it is me, there are 5 things you should know before you agree to go home with her:

1. The sole reason I care what turns you on is so that I can use it to manipulate you into agreeing to let me do what I want with you;
2. Your orgasm is irrelevant, mine are the one and only point of the entire encounter - you may cum, but I won’t put any extra effort into you getting there;
3. When I do cum, many things can go wrong for you - When I cum it’s like a seizure. I squirt and I go all spasm. If I’m sitting on your face, you may suffocate. If I’m fucking you with a big strap on, you may get hurt. You will almost certainly bleed a little.
4. If I get you on the end of my strapon on, I'm going to fuck you like guys fuck in porn: hard!
5. Finally, if you aren’t suffering, at least a little, it isn’t fun for me, so you will suffer, at least a little.