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I like to think i treat all people as i would like to be treated. However' it was an upsetting week for me as I was slapped by a Lady during a survey in town. The topic 'same sex marriage' does not offend me and being open minded I agreed to sharing a few minutes of my time with her. It turned out to be very embarrassing. Primarily' due to the attention it caused and secondly it really hurt my face. It was going really well until she announced' its her final question.
Now, being honest i answered "usually in HD" and wham everything went starry bright and I could hear a right commotion going on somewhere distant, yet strangely muffled. I awoke to a scene of complete chaos and was informed I had been slapped very hard in the face. Turns out her last question was "How did I view same sex female relationships?". As it turns out "usually in HD" was the wrong answer. We live and learn from others every day, or each day i learn others to live with me. (Doh!)

Yours sincerely

Al 'face like a smacked arse' Doubt...