Who still believes he he

A man is about to jump off London Bridge when he hears a voice behind him. It's Santa Claus.

"Why do this..? It's Christmas Eve..?" Santa says.

"Because I've lost my job, " the man answered, " my wife has left me, and I have no presents for the k**s."

"Ah, Haa.. I can grant you 3 wishes, " replied Santa, "So when you get up tomorrow your job will be there, your wife will be waiting for you, and there'll be presents for the c***dren."

"Oh Santa - however can I repay you..?" gasped the man.

"Well - not a lot of people know this, " came the reply, "But good old Santa here is Gay, you could bend over for me, the Reindeer are way too quick for me and the elves aren't much good at it."

"Dunno 'bout that, " the man said.

"Oh, go on, " Santa urged, "After all - I granted you 3 wishes, don't be so ungrateful."

"Ooo Ok, " the man sighed, as he unzipped his trousers.

Santa did the biz and when he finished the man pulled his trousers back up.

Santa looks at the man and asks "How old are you..?"

"47, " came the reply.

"What..? And you still believe in Santa Claus..?m