Imperishable Firing Squad
This is a funny short from Youtube, I just thought I post it here. I do NOT own anything by the original owners,...or Touhou MMD or the author who put this on Youtube.
"Mr. Frank Rosenthorp, you have been found guilty of treason and it has been decided that you will be put to death by firing squad."
"Noooooooooo!!!"
"Shut up, now do you have any last words?"
"Yes, just 3."
couple seconds later....
"O.....k, moving on. Firing squad, each of you has a gun, but only one of the guns has an actual bullet. This is so that no one shall know who actually fires the shot and that none of you will have to bear the weight on your conscience. Understood?"
"Yes, yes, yes".
"Alright, now on my mark, you will aim at the criminal and fire"
"If you dare...."
"Shut up! Alright, ready!, Aim!, Fire!
*Fires the shot, but they all miss*
"OK, nobody hit him, you have to aim alright! Whoever has the bullet didn't hit him, don't assume you don't have the bullet you still have to aim."
*In unison*, "I was aiming"
"Well, aim better OK. Robertson, paying attention"
"Why did you single me out?!?"
"No reason, no reason"
"I have the bullet don't I?"
"I didn't say that"
"I'm glad I didn't aim, I can't bear that guilt"
*Points the index finger at him*
"Give me the guns back, give me the guns back. OK, I'm shuffling the guns, so that we don't know who has what gun, it's all going to be shuffled. OK, here's your gun, here's your gun and here's your gun."
"It's that one, I watched it."
"OK, give me the guns back OK don't watch this time! I'm shuffling so that no one can see me. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle"
"You men, free me and tie him to the post so I shall make thee rich" (I know that the original line was king, but I changed it to rich so that it would make much more sense)
"SHUT UP! Alright, here's your gun, here's your gun, here's your gun"
*One of them looks into the barrel of the gun*
"Don't look in there! Gimme that! OK, you have this one, and you have that one. Alright..."
"Was it the one?"
"No you're good"
"Ah! That means I probably have the one!"
"No it doesn't! It means either you have it or he has it"
"I'm not going to aim"
"OK you have to... gimme the guns back"
"Mr. Frank Rosenthorp, you have been found guilty of treason and it has been decided that you will be put to death by firing squad."
"Noooooooooo!!!"
"Shut up, now do you have any last words?"
"Yes, just 3."
couple seconds later....
"O.....k, moving on. Firing squad, each of you has a gun, but only one of the guns has an actual bullet. This is so that no one shall know who actually fires the shot and that none of you will have to bear the weight on your conscience. Understood?"
"Yes, yes, yes".
"Alright, now on my mark, you will aim at the criminal and fire"
"If you dare...."
"Shut up! Alright, ready!, Aim!, Fire!
*Fires the shot, but they all miss*
"OK, nobody hit him, you have to aim alright! Whoever has the bullet didn't hit him, don't assume you don't have the bullet you still have to aim."
*In unison*, "I was aiming"
"Well, aim better OK. Robertson, paying attention"
"Why did you single me out?!?"
"No reason, no reason"
"I have the bullet don't I?"
"I didn't say that"
"I'm glad I didn't aim, I can't bear that guilt"
*Points the index finger at him*
"Give me the guns back, give me the guns back. OK, I'm shuffling the guns, so that we don't know who has what gun, it's all going to be shuffled. OK, here's your gun, here's your gun and here's your gun."
"It's that one, I watched it."
"OK, give me the guns back OK don't watch this time! I'm shuffling so that no one can see me. Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle"
"You men, free me and tie him to the post so I shall make thee rich" (I know that the original line was king, but I changed it to rich so that it would make much more sense)
"SHUT UP! Alright, here's your gun, here's your gun, here's your gun"
*One of them looks into the barrel of the gun*
"Don't look in there! Gimme that! OK, you have this one, and you have that one. Alright..."
"Was it the one?"
"No you're good"
"Ah! That means I probably have the one!"
"No it doesn't! It means either you have it or he has it"
"I'm not going to aim"
"OK you have to... gimme the guns back"
10年前
