She won't even put out on the birthday

So I've now made 50 trips around the sun.... In the last two months or so I've been really trying my best to do anything that would convince the wife to give me some pussy. Nothing is working. End of November her birthday, no, the k**s are awake. Beginning of December the 20th wedding anniversary. I made plans for a B&B and restaurant reservations, told to cancel them because things are just to busy. Christmas - nope. New years - nope.Today I turned 50, not a chance, hell I didn't even get a fucking card.

Yet I get all kind of people telling me I'm some sort of disgusting pig because I would actually love to have a FWB.