Caution: you know they say the darnest things!

This is what happens when your c***d is exposed to too many commercials on TV. A Baptist pastor was presenting a sermon.
During the sermon, he asked the c***dren if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during c***dren's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking c***dren questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.Having asked the c***dren if they knew the meaning of the resurrection,
a ********** raised his hand........
The pastor called on him and the ********** said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor." It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough for the service to continue.