CUM DUMPSTER CONTINUED
WARNING. I GET PRETTY DAMN MEAN. I GET PRETTY DAMN COCKY. I'M NOT NORMALLY LIKE THIS.
My dear sweet friends, it's funny because I really thought you couldn't bash someone and post a link to their page. Welcome to the wonderful world of xhamster. You can say anything you want about someone and post a link to their page. I had a message from a friend who supported me in a comment about the cum dumpster cocksucker. I was stupid to erase a link to that page. I thought this conflict was over. The cum dumpster wrote my friend a very sad 'how could you support her man….' speech about defending my comment. I'm not stupid. I posted my reply on his page and blocked him. He is not worthy of posting on my page. This page is made for real people not losers running a fake profile for attention.
I guess I got under his skin because he asked my friend to convey a message to me since he's been blocked. I am certain cum dumpster is some pathetic old dude. I tried to post this blog and it was deleted due to the graphic nature. I have to tone it down and it will lose it's charm. I will also post links to his page in another blog or several comment and PM's in case that is the reason this blog keeps being deleted. I'm not going to like using PG language. However I don't give up easily when I want to post something this bad. In the message to our mutual friend he linked me to some blog post that had some of the nastiest material I've seen on this site. if it gets you hard you need to seek professional help. In captions he berated people who dared to ask him why he was so fucking gross. He had a repeating speech about how porn shouldn't be PC. I'll give you the first glimpse of this man's views by sharing the link that was supposed to 'teach me a lesson.' I'll happily figure out how to get this link out so you can see why I would wage this conflict against all things wrong with the porn industry.
I read the comments left on this 'lesson ' I'll be honest, the friend who was solicited to send me the message was an active participant. I don't think less of him. We had a great chat last night. I let him in on a few secrets about me. I didn't like one statement he made. I don't judge him for it. He found out who I am. Like most people, he said it was nice to chat with a real girl.
I do want to make it clear that I'm totally a porn addict. My boyfriend is horrified that I get off watching gang bangs. In the videos I watch the women are getting off, having fun and never being mistreated.
I talked with my friend about my favorite porn star aurora snow. In my favorite scene she is being teased with men caressing her and two men licking and sucking her feet. Trust me, she is being worshiped like the sex goddess she is. Her tits are real. She doesn't have whore written across her forehead. I have no problem with porn that isn't disgusting. I attacked cum dumpster because he thinks there is no such thing as too much filth. I don't think badly of women who are sexually curious about being in porn. I think poorly of men who think women who go that route should be mistreated when I want to see them get off and hopefully squirt.
I got a friend request from this old man cum dumpster and the pictures on his page showed medical devices holding assholes open so much you could stick your damn leg in the hole. What this dude gets off on is not normal. First, I know I've posted it already but I find this so amusing it's worth re-posting. This is how cum dumpster describes himself. I have to actually edit it trying everything under the sun to make this blog post. I'm going to end up making him less nasty than you can read on his profile.
"Full-blown porn/sex, obsessed with it 24/7, 365 days. Former L.A. porn director/producer/performer who has fucked lots of porn stars (see pics below).Mean Nasty Evil Dominant Male Sexist who gets off ruffing hoes up, chocking & bitch-slappping 'em as they gagg on my huge cock. Serial cheater. Men r superior 2 bitches. Cunts r born 2 b cum dumpsters. Looks are ALL that matter in bitches. Fuck school, career. Don't think. Just dress like a 'hoe 2 please and obey men. Get FFF tit jobs. Porn whores r the ultimate female role models. Younger hoes(18-21) r much more valuable than old hoes (22+). Ugly bitches - any cunt less than a Perfect 9 or 10 - r worthless. I'm totally ruined by porn: I'd much rather jack 2 Perfect 10 Plastic Surgary Porn Hoes than have 2 fuck an imperfect ordinary female (pukke). Porn hoes have made them obsolete. Fuck "feminists." They're just ugly cunts jealous of hot bitches. Now get on ur fuckin knees hoe and tongue my asshole, then I'll throat fuck u til u gagg. Then I'll nut on ur hoe face and make u wear it for ur fagot bf."
Isn't he a real charmer? I thought the speech was hilarious. I could've hit deny. I pictured some dude nearly seventy, with a beer gut, a receding hairline, gold chains caught in chest hair and a dick about three inches long that doesn't get hard for love or money. In his case money. You know no woman ever gave him a free fuck. Do I believe he was some big shot in the porn industry? Fuck no. It's another fake profile. If he fucked the women he claimed, he would have pictures of events. He would have posters of films he directed/produced. He would have pics of him 'performing.' He would've had some memorabilia. He would have some proof of his career. He doesn't have any pics of his body which was supposedly good enough for porn. I call bulllshit.
It's funny he makes a huge fuss how much he hates dick avatars. The old man probably wants to cry when he sees a hard cock. He probably hasn't been hard in fifteen years. If he was actually some director/performer in the industry a dick avatar wouldn't be his pet peeve. He would be proud to show off his dick even if it was from a vintage clip from the seventies.
If he was such a big deal, there would be some shred of proof. Yes, this dude has an obsession with porn. Not in his wildest dreams has he been a part of any production. If he produced porn, then you might as well believe I'm a goddamn ballerina. Show me the proof cocksucker. You don't even name films or describe any of your 'work.' Maybe, you got paid three bucks an hour to be a flufffer. Just admit all you did in the industry was suck a real man's cock in between takes. Maybe, that's the reason you can't handle seeing a dick avatar. Does it bring back memories of all those huge dicks you sucked because your cock couldn't get hard and you weren't smart enough to get a real job?
You might get me wet if you list the names of the big time male porn stars you sucked on a daily basis. I guess sucking all that huge cock and lusting after porn stars warped your mind into thinking all that mattered in life was becoming an expert at trivia on pussy you couldn't get even if you weren't impotent. Sweet cum dumpster, it's okay to admit you were just a flufffer. I understand why you can't handle seeing cocks on your page.
One thing that made me smile is your repeated notion that all women should have FFF implants. You were no producer or you would at least know bra sizing. Trust me, I know bras. I've been bulging out of a 34 DD since the an age that's too young to mention. I actually have pictures to prove it. I had obscene cleavage because I could never find a bra with a cup size big enough to go around my small chest. I'm a little heavier now. We will get into your statements about my weight. I'm a 38 now. A very nice man I met on xhamster loved my tits so much he insisted on buying me custom size bras from one of the most posh internet boutiques in the world. When it comes to bra sizes it goes D, DD and DDD. I made due with a DDD. You call my tits sagging. They look amazing in a tight low cut tank top with no bra. I certainly never get complaints. I get a lot of staring. I get a lot of compliments.
After DDD you go to E. My dear friend bought me an E and there is a gallery of me busting out of it. He bought me an F. There are pics of me busting out of that. There is no such thing as a triple FFF you dumbass. The third bra he bought me was a G. That fit just right. He was such a sweet man he paid $150 for each bra. I never even showed him pics of my pussy. Men love a real chick like me. You just keep thinking about that triple FFF that has never been made. If I get any bigger my next size is H. You give clues that you have no clue what your talking about. You make me laugh cum dumpster. You and your triple FFF.
I never knew such a tough, manly, alpha male like you would get your panties in a wad over a sweet little message from me explaining why I denied your friend request. I thought I kept it rather nice since I was the first to make contact. I'll share it again. I was exhausted when I wrote it or my mean factor would've increased. I kept it simple. Oddly enough about forty people left a comment letting me know I handled the situation well.
Isn't it sad that even one of your friends liked my response. I had so many other people compliment me in PM because a lot of people are too shy to leave comments. My friends are good normal people who mostly come on xhamster for awesome amateur porn and the chance to chat with a real chick like me. Check out my page right now cum dumpster and try to count how many wonderful page comments I've received in one day. I checked out your page. I actually counted. I get more page comments in one day than you've received in over half the time your site has been active. And your site has been active for twice the amount of time mine has. My friend request box stays full with a hundred request most of the time because I swear to you when I have any slots left they fill up faster than I can accept new friends.
I don't know. I'm doing something right because I will get an invite every three minutes or less if there is any available space. Weren't you bitching a few days ago about getting 12 request in one day and deleting half of them because they had a dick avatar. You would have so many more friends if it didn't soul crush you to see a hard cock. I find it hilarious you claim you produced porn but the site of a cock repulses you. Call me stupid, isn't seeing lots of nice, hard dick part of working in the industry? It shocks you that you're on a porn site and men use their dick as an avatar? What do you expect most of them to use? I have lots of cock on my page. I'm well over 10,000 friends and I've only really been active less than two months. The last time I messaged, I was a pimp. I'm a porn queen now. It's a shame you can't know what it's like to run a real xhamster page like a grown-up.
Less than two weeks ago I posted a pic of my avatar for a boy to tribute me. Cum dumpster, you think so little of me. I want you to know that picture hit the top rated pic list and stayed there for quite some time. Not so bad for a girl you call a beeastly bloated whalle. Doesn't it really suck when a GIRRL makes you feel like your page is so small and meaningless. You'll get where I'm at in twenty years if you manage to start adding threee friends a day. Let's get back to that rant that made the mighty cum dumpster so very upset he wanted to 'teach me a lesson.'
"Why on earth would you send me a friend request? I'm a real chick, I'm a BBW. You brag about getting eight friend requests in one day. I'm just getting started and I get at least two hundred. You have your hand. Real men stick their dick in an actual pussy. I'm tired because I've been up all night running a profile with 10,000 friends gained in less than two months. I'm also almost at 200,000 views. I don't even show my pussy. Men like real chicks now. Of course I'm going to deny you. I'm going to make fun of you in a blog. You're probably some old dude with a two inch cock, a beer gut and a collection of dildos to fuck your ass. Real men take a picture of their cock and their hot bodies. You fixate on plastic whores. Gross. Denied. Blocked. My time is too precious to waste on some guy who can't show himself. On a scale, I imagine you're a two. Funny how the men who comment on your page can show their sexy faces and chests. You sent me the request. That was dumb. I'm real. Men love it. Women love it. Go fuck your hand old dude. It's all you'll ever get."
I think I was rather loving. Cum dumpster, I forgot my mental image involved those dildos for your ass. I talked about it with my friends. More than one person actually agreed you jerk off with a barbie up your ass. I am rather fond of barbie. I really wish you wouldn't use her to fuck your ass hoping to milk your prostate because your dick can't get hard. It's no secret that people in the porn industry haven't been making decent money since porn first became available on the internet. In your one bedroom trailer, the size of my kitchen you must struggle for simple things like preparation H for all that time with a barbie up your ass. Poor baby, there's no way you could afford viagra.
It's so cute how you explain the fact you don't even try to get pussy. Maybe a few men believe you would rather jerk off than fuck a girl that wasn't a 9 or a 10. I hate to break the news to you cum dumpster. When you try to fuck an ****u consider normal (which means ugly) and you can't get hard it has nothing to do with the woman. When you're a really old man your dick just can't get hard. I know that is hard to understand but your anncient veiins can't pump enough bl00d to your anncient cock to even earn you a semi-erection.
Even if you won the lottery and you could pay one of your porn girls a fortune. Her plastic tits and the medical device stretching open her asshole plus the word whore written in lipstick on her forehead couldn't get you hard. You could try viagra. You'd have to find it on the black market. A doctor wouldn't prescribe it to you because you're too fucking old not to have a heart atttack from that blue pill you crave more than life itself.
I was so nice cum dumpster not to post a link to your page. Silly me fearing defamation. So many people wanted the link and now I can provide it (I will figure out how to spread this link everywhere) I laughed my ass off when I went to your page. You are so tough, but you couldn't handle seeing my comment on your page so you deleted it. Did it make you crry little man? Did you hate being called out that your friends can post their bodies and faces as well as list their ages and you're just a big, gaaping, cum filled, pussy. Your friends can post their cocks on their page as well as actual women they've fucked.
I adored your list of 'porn stars you fucked.' If I was going to claim I fucked porn stars, I would at least choose hot chicks. I loved that some of your supposed fuck mates had an asshole big enough to park a car inside there. Their twats were ragged like a d0g chewed on their inner lips. I know you didn't fuck those women. Even If you had, you wouldn't have felt anything in holes that far gone. You know cum dumpster, I only had anal for about one minute. Basically, my asshole is still untouched. Some lucky man, probably my boyfriend, will get to feel my ungodly tight ass grip his cock while I learn how to take it.
I bet you never experienced such pleasure. All your women seem to have that device keeping them so far open they must leak nastiness down themselves with no warning all the damn time. The filthy porn trash you like probably relies on diiapers after they get paid one hundred bucks to get stretched like that. I guess that's their life when they don't worry about a job or education and their only goal is to be a cum dumpster like you.
Now, we will talk about your lame attempt to insult me. Seriously, you couldn't do any better? You mean this is all you got? Because, I'm gonna rip it to shreds with ease. I almost didn't write this blog because you presented no challenge. My mom has insulted me worse than this. She can be a real bitch. She certainly taught me the craft of teaching men to shut the fuck up, stick to their position at my side, or beneath me and never above me. Let me post your reply and then we will have a nice friendly discussion about things that confused you. After all, you were a flufffer and I went to college.
Awe, I just went on your page and you're so popular. You've had two page comments today. Then you had one three days ago. On day four you did your very best to insullt me. I appreciate your attempt to damage my feelings. You just opened up so many doors for me to discuss. I got your message on my friend's page where you begged for conflict. Sweetheart, you tried to fight me with nothing but your bare hands. And that's so fucking cute.
Wow, halinaplays is one confused female (aren't they all though, really?). First she accepts my friend request, then she unfriends me, blocks me and leaves some nonsensical rant here (must be her time of the month) all in the course of about three minutes.
Seems the poor overweight beeast with droopy knee-knockers - uh "BBW" lol - is deeply offended that I advocate mandatory GIANT PLASTIC BOLT-ONS for all female inffants at birth. My my, I really seemed to have touched a nerve:)
Oh well, your loss tubby. A true PORN GOD magnanimously reached out to sad little lost you (actually sad BIG lost you), a mere mortal who impressed HIM by the sheer volume of your comments (so you could chronicle my written porn brilliance of course), and you spurned your Lord.
Forgive her Father, for she knows not what she does. But she sure does need a pair of FFF's. And to up her meds IMMEDIATELY.
Your loss sweetheart. But if you beg me sufficiently, I will consider dropping some hot logs right down your piehole. A solid shiit diet straight from your God's asshole will help you accomplish your lifelong dream of no longer having to mask the terrible obese truth by calling yourself - LMFAO:) - a "BBW."
No impotent one, I'm not confused. As a flufffer, maybe you only met women that were really confused. I know they needed hard druugs to do anything you post pictures of. I honestly accept about 499 out of every 500 people I add around every three days. I hit accept before I look at a profile because a whole lot of people set accounts so that content can only be viewed by friends. I scrolled through your twisted picture album until I reached your hilarious delusion about being a porn producer/performer and how you view women. You may have thought I was offended. I thought it was fucking hilarious. I knew immediately it had to go in a blog. It wouldn't have been any fun to list your self-description without giving you some kind of reply.
I was exhausted. I made it quick. Then I blocked you. Honestly, cum dumpster if you were a real person with photos or proof of being in the porn industry, I wouldn't have blocked you. You could have replied and we could've messaged back and forth. You're a fake profile loser. Anyone in the industry would've had candid pics and all kinds of proof of their career. They would certainly have pictures of the cock they performed with. You pulled porn whore pics off the internet from various studios. Those weren't pics you took. Anyone could post five pics of ugly porn stars and claim fucking them and that they worked in the industry. I know a fake troll profile.
You study porn news and act like you once had a career. You may have been a flufffer. I know you're an old man. You were probably a fucking janitor. If you can claim to be a producer/performer with no proof, then I can claim I'm a fucking astronaut without one single pic of a shuttle or space.
You got insanely angry at being blocked and getting a message I wrote in less than three minutes. That doesn't mean I'm on my period. It means you weren't worth much of my time and I think far faster than you can comprehend. You sent me the friend request. I'm obviously a bbw. I'm on the small side to claim bbw. I am proud of the title because the words bbw and amateur are the top words searched on this fucking site. That's the simple truth. I want to make as many friends as possible. Your world where women must have no body fat in order to be sexy is gone. Men actually ask me to gain weight because they are looking for more of me to love. And these aren't ugly men. I'm talking gorgeous men in their early twenties with amazing careers.
They are hitting me up because they only want a short girl with big tits and a cute belly. All day long I see men with bbw listed as their top priority and they post pics of women who are twice my size. Those enormous women get more comments than the porn whores In your collection. No one wants fake tits on a girl you might damage if you fuck her nice and hard. So many men bitch about being tired of fucking a girl with nothing to hold on to and the uncomfortable sensation of rubbing against hip bones.
Call me tubby, call me fattie, a whalle, a barn, a coww. Try your best. I can easily drop 20 pounds and a man like you would fucking drool and beg for me. I've asked almost a thousand men on cam if they liked my current weight or if they thought I should lose twenty pounds. I am the most honest chick you'll ever meet. I have had two men tell me to lose twenty pounds. One was a guy in India who is still chasing me. One was a guy in egypt who chased me until I blocked him. Every other man told me not to change a damn thing. You can be number three on my list of men who recommended weight loss. No joke, I was a nympho cam whore before I met my man and nearly a thousand dudes off this site saw me naked. They liked every ounce on my body. I usually start a health kick every summer and lost the twenty pounds that can make you label me disgusting. I've got it going on and you know that's why you sent me a request. At any weight, I'm pretty fucking hot. What makes me hot is being real and having a personality.
You are nasty. I think this is the part of the blog that makes it get deleted. Shame you couldn't read it in it's original glory. You recommend 'giant plastic bolt-ons' for all females minutes after they enter the world. Are you dying to see such a tiny thing with huge titties so you can rub your limp dick over them. I'm glad you can't get hard. I knew you were sick, but you want to fuck little ones, after you make them sex objects. Good plan. I guess it would be great if all the girls crawling in the world had a set of fakies to make men like you start focusing on that kind of porn more than they already do. You don't think about the dumb shit you say. Let's make every tiny female a potential cum dumpster for a perv like you before they learn to walk.
You should really rule the world "god." The planet would be so much better if truly young females could titty fuck with skill before they learn how to read. If you pull that off "god" then you can easily train them for heavy bondage in the formative ********** years. You stupid fuck. You walked right into letting me call you someone who can't keep his hands of the smaller the better and I didn't even have to work hard to make fun of you. I totally agree. We need girls with bolted on titties before they leave the medical center. "god" you're so much smarter than me. If we can just get little ones to suck cock instead of a pacifier women would reach their true potential. And wouldn't you love to get in every cum zone a female has as soon as possible…like weeks after they're brought home.
I can't believe a 'porn god' with a thousand friends and 'celebrity' status lowered himself to request friendship from a girl who has over ten thousand friends and the status 'porn queen.' I know you declared yourself 'porn god.' Try to hit the actual status 'porn king.' It will probably never happen. I guarantee I'll be past 29,000 comments making my own unique status before you reach porn king. I went from celebrity to pimp to porn queen in less than a month even though I got sick and spent time in critical condition. You're just low on the totem pole and you wanted me to help you climb the ladder.
You know how quickly I've hit success because I do leave brilliant comments. You were so stupid you thought you could link yourself to me and gain attention. For a 'god' you seem pretty desperate to climb the food chain. With all your omnipotence couldn't you get traffic to your weak page without my help? I get you’re dellusional in thinking you're a porn producer/performer and you also have a 'god' complex. And you want to talk about me needing more medds? I live in the real world. I actually show people what I look like. I actually tell them what I'm like. I show them art I made. I write a blog that people have grown to love.
I remember one of your blogs. All it said was 'What do you guys think of shitholes?' And you had twenty dudes talk about needing to stick their tongue in a woman's ass even if it was dirty and how glorious a shithole smelled. Awesome work 'god.' You write a great blog.
You end your sad declaration about me refusing 'god' with some offer to void in my mouth. Not only do you want to rub fake tits on females still in a crib.... you're dying to put your filth in a woman's mouth. I'm sorry, 'holy one' I don't even take communion. I'm going to have to pass on eating your 'logs.' I'm sure your porn goddesses will eat your logs for around a hundred bucks. The fine women on your page will pretty much eat your filth while they get fucked by something not human for a fix of something that numbs misery.
It would be one thing if you liked women who weren't willing to have fuck holes held open with medical equimpment for unlimited use as gang bang creampie fuck holes. I go for girl next door porn stars having a real squirting good time by a guy's hand and tongue. I'm sorry you need to see a young woman's face covered in the cum of fifty dudes while someone fucks her ass with a dildo thicker than my thigh. You need chicks to exchange logs and waste water in each others mouth. I like amateur pov porn by a real woman getting a good fucking by her husband while her moaning is the real deal. There are more people on this site like me instead of like you.
Cum dumpster you wanted conflict. And I aim to please. I'm not going to unblock you and let a fake profile comment on my page. I've also given you all the time your getting out of me. Go ahead and write on your page what a fat bitch I am and that I called you a fraud for having NO evidence you were ever in the porn industry. Let your little friends now I called you a fake troll. Tell them I expected to see real pics of you at actual porn events. I expected real pictures of your skank, trash, porn whores not posing for a website promotion. Tell them I expected a legitimate list of movies or links of things you 'produced' that could be verified. Tell them I wanted to see the cock you claimed performed in movies. Tell them I expected stupid trophies possibly even an award. Tell them I expected pics of house parties where porn stars mingled with the producers they fucked to get in films. Tell them I called you out for not listing your age. Tell them that no man who already had his face, dick and body shown in porn movies would hesitate to show it on xhamster. You're already out there 'god' why not show yourself now? No proof cum dumpster. You have nothing. I laugh at anyone who doesn't ask the same questions as me. You're such a big deal. Why don't you have pictures? I'm going to go be a ballerina and an astronaut.
You get no more of my time. I have missed adding at least 200 friends and replying to at least 400 comments and PM's because you wanted conflict. I will not be going back to your page for any reason. I'm never going to read your reply. Don't bother our mutual friend to convey me messages. Leave him the fuck alone. You're not getting another word out of me. If your little fan club starts joining your cause, I'll go after them so hard they will want to pull their panties out of their ass with gripping tools. And then I'll delete their message and block them
This is my conflict. These are my rules. I came with ammunittion. I wish you luck on getting those fake tits implanted at birth so you can rub your limp dick on them. I hope you find a girl who will let you void in her mouth. I wish that all of your fantasies come true. Maybe one day you'll even get five whole comments in one day. I'll be so proud of you. I hope you accept that I win and you lose. You can't get a reply back to me. If you could it wouldn't come close to my way of handling conflict. This is goodbye cum dumpster. I'll never forget the guy who would rather jerk off looking at pics of 9's and 10's than stick his dick in a
My dear sweet friends, it's funny because I really thought you couldn't bash someone and post a link to their page. Welcome to the wonderful world of xhamster. You can say anything you want about someone and post a link to their page. I had a message from a friend who supported me in a comment about the cum dumpster cocksucker. I was stupid to erase a link to that page. I thought this conflict was over. The cum dumpster wrote my friend a very sad 'how could you support her man….' speech about defending my comment. I'm not stupid. I posted my reply on his page and blocked him. He is not worthy of posting on my page. This page is made for real people not losers running a fake profile for attention.
I guess I got under his skin because he asked my friend to convey a message to me since he's been blocked. I am certain cum dumpster is some pathetic old dude. I tried to post this blog and it was deleted due to the graphic nature. I have to tone it down and it will lose it's charm. I will also post links to his page in another blog or several comment and PM's in case that is the reason this blog keeps being deleted. I'm not going to like using PG language. However I don't give up easily when I want to post something this bad. In the message to our mutual friend he linked me to some blog post that had some of the nastiest material I've seen on this site. if it gets you hard you need to seek professional help. In captions he berated people who dared to ask him why he was so fucking gross. He had a repeating speech about how porn shouldn't be PC. I'll give you the first glimpse of this man's views by sharing the link that was supposed to 'teach me a lesson.' I'll happily figure out how to get this link out so you can see why I would wage this conflict against all things wrong with the porn industry.
I read the comments left on this 'lesson ' I'll be honest, the friend who was solicited to send me the message was an active participant. I don't think less of him. We had a great chat last night. I let him in on a few secrets about me. I didn't like one statement he made. I don't judge him for it. He found out who I am. Like most people, he said it was nice to chat with a real girl.
I do want to make it clear that I'm totally a porn addict. My boyfriend is horrified that I get off watching gang bangs. In the videos I watch the women are getting off, having fun and never being mistreated.
I talked with my friend about my favorite porn star aurora snow. In my favorite scene she is being teased with men caressing her and two men licking and sucking her feet. Trust me, she is being worshiped like the sex goddess she is. Her tits are real. She doesn't have whore written across her forehead. I have no problem with porn that isn't disgusting. I attacked cum dumpster because he thinks there is no such thing as too much filth. I don't think badly of women who are sexually curious about being in porn. I think poorly of men who think women who go that route should be mistreated when I want to see them get off and hopefully squirt.
I got a friend request from this old man cum dumpster and the pictures on his page showed medical devices holding assholes open so much you could stick your damn leg in the hole. What this dude gets off on is not normal. First, I know I've posted it already but I find this so amusing it's worth re-posting. This is how cum dumpster describes himself. I have to actually edit it trying everything under the sun to make this blog post. I'm going to end up making him less nasty than you can read on his profile.
"Full-blown porn/sex, obsessed with it 24/7, 365 days. Former L.A. porn director/producer/performer who has fucked lots of porn stars (see pics below).Mean Nasty Evil Dominant Male Sexist who gets off ruffing hoes up, chocking & bitch-slappping 'em as they gagg on my huge cock. Serial cheater. Men r superior 2 bitches. Cunts r born 2 b cum dumpsters. Looks are ALL that matter in bitches. Fuck school, career. Don't think. Just dress like a 'hoe 2 please and obey men. Get FFF tit jobs. Porn whores r the ultimate female role models. Younger hoes(18-21) r much more valuable than old hoes (22+). Ugly bitches - any cunt less than a Perfect 9 or 10 - r worthless. I'm totally ruined by porn: I'd much rather jack 2 Perfect 10 Plastic Surgary Porn Hoes than have 2 fuck an imperfect ordinary female (pukke). Porn hoes have made them obsolete. Fuck "feminists." They're just ugly cunts jealous of hot bitches. Now get on ur fuckin knees hoe and tongue my asshole, then I'll throat fuck u til u gagg. Then I'll nut on ur hoe face and make u wear it for ur fagot bf."
Isn't he a real charmer? I thought the speech was hilarious. I could've hit deny. I pictured some dude nearly seventy, with a beer gut, a receding hairline, gold chains caught in chest hair and a dick about three inches long that doesn't get hard for love or money. In his case money. You know no woman ever gave him a free fuck. Do I believe he was some big shot in the porn industry? Fuck no. It's another fake profile. If he fucked the women he claimed, he would have pictures of events. He would have posters of films he directed/produced. He would have pics of him 'performing.' He would've had some memorabilia. He would have some proof of his career. He doesn't have any pics of his body which was supposedly good enough for porn. I call bulllshit.
It's funny he makes a huge fuss how much he hates dick avatars. The old man probably wants to cry when he sees a hard cock. He probably hasn't been hard in fifteen years. If he was actually some director/performer in the industry a dick avatar wouldn't be his pet peeve. He would be proud to show off his dick even if it was from a vintage clip from the seventies.
If he was such a big deal, there would be some shred of proof. Yes, this dude has an obsession with porn. Not in his wildest dreams has he been a part of any production. If he produced porn, then you might as well believe I'm a goddamn ballerina. Show me the proof cocksucker. You don't even name films or describe any of your 'work.' Maybe, you got paid three bucks an hour to be a flufffer. Just admit all you did in the industry was suck a real man's cock in between takes. Maybe, that's the reason you can't handle seeing a dick avatar. Does it bring back memories of all those huge dicks you sucked because your cock couldn't get hard and you weren't smart enough to get a real job?
You might get me wet if you list the names of the big time male porn stars you sucked on a daily basis. I guess sucking all that huge cock and lusting after porn stars warped your mind into thinking all that mattered in life was becoming an expert at trivia on pussy you couldn't get even if you weren't impotent. Sweet cum dumpster, it's okay to admit you were just a flufffer. I understand why you can't handle seeing cocks on your page.
One thing that made me smile is your repeated notion that all women should have FFF implants. You were no producer or you would at least know bra sizing. Trust me, I know bras. I've been bulging out of a 34 DD since the an age that's too young to mention. I actually have pictures to prove it. I had obscene cleavage because I could never find a bra with a cup size big enough to go around my small chest. I'm a little heavier now. We will get into your statements about my weight. I'm a 38 now. A very nice man I met on xhamster loved my tits so much he insisted on buying me custom size bras from one of the most posh internet boutiques in the world. When it comes to bra sizes it goes D, DD and DDD. I made due with a DDD. You call my tits sagging. They look amazing in a tight low cut tank top with no bra. I certainly never get complaints. I get a lot of staring. I get a lot of compliments.
After DDD you go to E. My dear friend bought me an E and there is a gallery of me busting out of it. He bought me an F. There are pics of me busting out of that. There is no such thing as a triple FFF you dumbass. The third bra he bought me was a G. That fit just right. He was such a sweet man he paid $150 for each bra. I never even showed him pics of my pussy. Men love a real chick like me. You just keep thinking about that triple FFF that has never been made. If I get any bigger my next size is H. You give clues that you have no clue what your talking about. You make me laugh cum dumpster. You and your triple FFF.
I never knew such a tough, manly, alpha male like you would get your panties in a wad over a sweet little message from me explaining why I denied your friend request. I thought I kept it rather nice since I was the first to make contact. I'll share it again. I was exhausted when I wrote it or my mean factor would've increased. I kept it simple. Oddly enough about forty people left a comment letting me know I handled the situation well.
Isn't it sad that even one of your friends liked my response. I had so many other people compliment me in PM because a lot of people are too shy to leave comments. My friends are good normal people who mostly come on xhamster for awesome amateur porn and the chance to chat with a real chick like me. Check out my page right now cum dumpster and try to count how many wonderful page comments I've received in one day. I checked out your page. I actually counted. I get more page comments in one day than you've received in over half the time your site has been active. And your site has been active for twice the amount of time mine has. My friend request box stays full with a hundred request most of the time because I swear to you when I have any slots left they fill up faster than I can accept new friends.
I don't know. I'm doing something right because I will get an invite every three minutes or less if there is any available space. Weren't you bitching a few days ago about getting 12 request in one day and deleting half of them because they had a dick avatar. You would have so many more friends if it didn't soul crush you to see a hard cock. I find it hilarious you claim you produced porn but the site of a cock repulses you. Call me stupid, isn't seeing lots of nice, hard dick part of working in the industry? It shocks you that you're on a porn site and men use their dick as an avatar? What do you expect most of them to use? I have lots of cock on my page. I'm well over 10,000 friends and I've only really been active less than two months. The last time I messaged, I was a pimp. I'm a porn queen now. It's a shame you can't know what it's like to run a real xhamster page like a grown-up.
Less than two weeks ago I posted a pic of my avatar for a boy to tribute me. Cum dumpster, you think so little of me. I want you to know that picture hit the top rated pic list and stayed there for quite some time. Not so bad for a girl you call a beeastly bloated whalle. Doesn't it really suck when a GIRRL makes you feel like your page is so small and meaningless. You'll get where I'm at in twenty years if you manage to start adding threee friends a day. Let's get back to that rant that made the mighty cum dumpster so very upset he wanted to 'teach me a lesson.'
"Why on earth would you send me a friend request? I'm a real chick, I'm a BBW. You brag about getting eight friend requests in one day. I'm just getting started and I get at least two hundred. You have your hand. Real men stick their dick in an actual pussy. I'm tired because I've been up all night running a profile with 10,000 friends gained in less than two months. I'm also almost at 200,000 views. I don't even show my pussy. Men like real chicks now. Of course I'm going to deny you. I'm going to make fun of you in a blog. You're probably some old dude with a two inch cock, a beer gut and a collection of dildos to fuck your ass. Real men take a picture of their cock and their hot bodies. You fixate on plastic whores. Gross. Denied. Blocked. My time is too precious to waste on some guy who can't show himself. On a scale, I imagine you're a two. Funny how the men who comment on your page can show their sexy faces and chests. You sent me the request. That was dumb. I'm real. Men love it. Women love it. Go fuck your hand old dude. It's all you'll ever get."
I think I was rather loving. Cum dumpster, I forgot my mental image involved those dildos for your ass. I talked about it with my friends. More than one person actually agreed you jerk off with a barbie up your ass. I am rather fond of barbie. I really wish you wouldn't use her to fuck your ass hoping to milk your prostate because your dick can't get hard. It's no secret that people in the porn industry haven't been making decent money since porn first became available on the internet. In your one bedroom trailer, the size of my kitchen you must struggle for simple things like preparation H for all that time with a barbie up your ass. Poor baby, there's no way you could afford viagra.
It's so cute how you explain the fact you don't even try to get pussy. Maybe a few men believe you would rather jerk off than fuck a girl that wasn't a 9 or a 10. I hate to break the news to you cum dumpster. When you try to fuck an ****u consider normal (which means ugly) and you can't get hard it has nothing to do with the woman. When you're a really old man your dick just can't get hard. I know that is hard to understand but your anncient veiins can't pump enough bl00d to your anncient cock to even earn you a semi-erection.
Even if you won the lottery and you could pay one of your porn girls a fortune. Her plastic tits and the medical device stretching open her asshole plus the word whore written in lipstick on her forehead couldn't get you hard. You could try viagra. You'd have to find it on the black market. A doctor wouldn't prescribe it to you because you're too fucking old not to have a heart atttack from that blue pill you crave more than life itself.
I was so nice cum dumpster not to post a link to your page. Silly me fearing defamation. So many people wanted the link and now I can provide it (I will figure out how to spread this link everywhere) I laughed my ass off when I went to your page. You are so tough, but you couldn't handle seeing my comment on your page so you deleted it. Did it make you crry little man? Did you hate being called out that your friends can post their bodies and faces as well as list their ages and you're just a big, gaaping, cum filled, pussy. Your friends can post their cocks on their page as well as actual women they've fucked.
I adored your list of 'porn stars you fucked.' If I was going to claim I fucked porn stars, I would at least choose hot chicks. I loved that some of your supposed fuck mates had an asshole big enough to park a car inside there. Their twats were ragged like a d0g chewed on their inner lips. I know you didn't fuck those women. Even If you had, you wouldn't have felt anything in holes that far gone. You know cum dumpster, I only had anal for about one minute. Basically, my asshole is still untouched. Some lucky man, probably my boyfriend, will get to feel my ungodly tight ass grip his cock while I learn how to take it.
I bet you never experienced such pleasure. All your women seem to have that device keeping them so far open they must leak nastiness down themselves with no warning all the damn time. The filthy porn trash you like probably relies on diiapers after they get paid one hundred bucks to get stretched like that. I guess that's their life when they don't worry about a job or education and their only goal is to be a cum dumpster like you.
Now, we will talk about your lame attempt to insult me. Seriously, you couldn't do any better? You mean this is all you got? Because, I'm gonna rip it to shreds with ease. I almost didn't write this blog because you presented no challenge. My mom has insulted me worse than this. She can be a real bitch. She certainly taught me the craft of teaching men to shut the fuck up, stick to their position at my side, or beneath me and never above me. Let me post your reply and then we will have a nice friendly discussion about things that confused you. After all, you were a flufffer and I went to college.
Awe, I just went on your page and you're so popular. You've had two page comments today. Then you had one three days ago. On day four you did your very best to insullt me. I appreciate your attempt to damage my feelings. You just opened up so many doors for me to discuss. I got your message on my friend's page where you begged for conflict. Sweetheart, you tried to fight me with nothing but your bare hands. And that's so fucking cute.
Wow, halinaplays is one confused female (aren't they all though, really?). First she accepts my friend request, then she unfriends me, blocks me and leaves some nonsensical rant here (must be her time of the month) all in the course of about three minutes.
Seems the poor overweight beeast with droopy knee-knockers - uh "BBW" lol - is deeply offended that I advocate mandatory GIANT PLASTIC BOLT-ONS for all female inffants at birth. My my, I really seemed to have touched a nerve:)
Oh well, your loss tubby. A true PORN GOD magnanimously reached out to sad little lost you (actually sad BIG lost you), a mere mortal who impressed HIM by the sheer volume of your comments (so you could chronicle my written porn brilliance of course), and you spurned your Lord.
Forgive her Father, for she knows not what she does. But she sure does need a pair of FFF's. And to up her meds IMMEDIATELY.
Your loss sweetheart. But if you beg me sufficiently, I will consider dropping some hot logs right down your piehole. A solid shiit diet straight from your God's asshole will help you accomplish your lifelong dream of no longer having to mask the terrible obese truth by calling yourself - LMFAO:) - a "BBW."
No impotent one, I'm not confused. As a flufffer, maybe you only met women that were really confused. I know they needed hard druugs to do anything you post pictures of. I honestly accept about 499 out of every 500 people I add around every three days. I hit accept before I look at a profile because a whole lot of people set accounts so that content can only be viewed by friends. I scrolled through your twisted picture album until I reached your hilarious delusion about being a porn producer/performer and how you view women. You may have thought I was offended. I thought it was fucking hilarious. I knew immediately it had to go in a blog. It wouldn't have been any fun to list your self-description without giving you some kind of reply.
I was exhausted. I made it quick. Then I blocked you. Honestly, cum dumpster if you were a real person with photos or proof of being in the porn industry, I wouldn't have blocked you. You could have replied and we could've messaged back and forth. You're a fake profile loser. Anyone in the industry would've had candid pics and all kinds of proof of their career. They would certainly have pictures of the cock they performed with. You pulled porn whore pics off the internet from various studios. Those weren't pics you took. Anyone could post five pics of ugly porn stars and claim fucking them and that they worked in the industry. I know a fake troll profile.
You study porn news and act like you once had a career. You may have been a flufffer. I know you're an old man. You were probably a fucking janitor. If you can claim to be a producer/performer with no proof, then I can claim I'm a fucking astronaut without one single pic of a shuttle or space.
You got insanely angry at being blocked and getting a message I wrote in less than three minutes. That doesn't mean I'm on my period. It means you weren't worth much of my time and I think far faster than you can comprehend. You sent me the friend request. I'm obviously a bbw. I'm on the small side to claim bbw. I am proud of the title because the words bbw and amateur are the top words searched on this fucking site. That's the simple truth. I want to make as many friends as possible. Your world where women must have no body fat in order to be sexy is gone. Men actually ask me to gain weight because they are looking for more of me to love. And these aren't ugly men. I'm talking gorgeous men in their early twenties with amazing careers.
They are hitting me up because they only want a short girl with big tits and a cute belly. All day long I see men with bbw listed as their top priority and they post pics of women who are twice my size. Those enormous women get more comments than the porn whores In your collection. No one wants fake tits on a girl you might damage if you fuck her nice and hard. So many men bitch about being tired of fucking a girl with nothing to hold on to and the uncomfortable sensation of rubbing against hip bones.
Call me tubby, call me fattie, a whalle, a barn, a coww. Try your best. I can easily drop 20 pounds and a man like you would fucking drool and beg for me. I've asked almost a thousand men on cam if they liked my current weight or if they thought I should lose twenty pounds. I am the most honest chick you'll ever meet. I have had two men tell me to lose twenty pounds. One was a guy in India who is still chasing me. One was a guy in egypt who chased me until I blocked him. Every other man told me not to change a damn thing. You can be number three on my list of men who recommended weight loss. No joke, I was a nympho cam whore before I met my man and nearly a thousand dudes off this site saw me naked. They liked every ounce on my body. I usually start a health kick every summer and lost the twenty pounds that can make you label me disgusting. I've got it going on and you know that's why you sent me a request. At any weight, I'm pretty fucking hot. What makes me hot is being real and having a personality.
You are nasty. I think this is the part of the blog that makes it get deleted. Shame you couldn't read it in it's original glory. You recommend 'giant plastic bolt-ons' for all females minutes after they enter the world. Are you dying to see such a tiny thing with huge titties so you can rub your limp dick over them. I'm glad you can't get hard. I knew you were sick, but you want to fuck little ones, after you make them sex objects. Good plan. I guess it would be great if all the girls crawling in the world had a set of fakies to make men like you start focusing on that kind of porn more than they already do. You don't think about the dumb shit you say. Let's make every tiny female a potential cum dumpster for a perv like you before they learn to walk.
You should really rule the world "god." The planet would be so much better if truly young females could titty fuck with skill before they learn how to read. If you pull that off "god" then you can easily train them for heavy bondage in the formative ********** years. You stupid fuck. You walked right into letting me call you someone who can't keep his hands of the smaller the better and I didn't even have to work hard to make fun of you. I totally agree. We need girls with bolted on titties before they leave the medical center. "god" you're so much smarter than me. If we can just get little ones to suck cock instead of a pacifier women would reach their true potential. And wouldn't you love to get in every cum zone a female has as soon as possible…like weeks after they're brought home.
I can't believe a 'porn god' with a thousand friends and 'celebrity' status lowered himself to request friendship from a girl who has over ten thousand friends and the status 'porn queen.' I know you declared yourself 'porn god.' Try to hit the actual status 'porn king.' It will probably never happen. I guarantee I'll be past 29,000 comments making my own unique status before you reach porn king. I went from celebrity to pimp to porn queen in less than a month even though I got sick and spent time in critical condition. You're just low on the totem pole and you wanted me to help you climb the ladder.
You know how quickly I've hit success because I do leave brilliant comments. You were so stupid you thought you could link yourself to me and gain attention. For a 'god' you seem pretty desperate to climb the food chain. With all your omnipotence couldn't you get traffic to your weak page without my help? I get you’re dellusional in thinking you're a porn producer/performer and you also have a 'god' complex. And you want to talk about me needing more medds? I live in the real world. I actually show people what I look like. I actually tell them what I'm like. I show them art I made. I write a blog that people have grown to love.
I remember one of your blogs. All it said was 'What do you guys think of shitholes?' And you had twenty dudes talk about needing to stick their tongue in a woman's ass even if it was dirty and how glorious a shithole smelled. Awesome work 'god.' You write a great blog.
You end your sad declaration about me refusing 'god' with some offer to void in my mouth. Not only do you want to rub fake tits on females still in a crib.... you're dying to put your filth in a woman's mouth. I'm sorry, 'holy one' I don't even take communion. I'm going to have to pass on eating your 'logs.' I'm sure your porn goddesses will eat your logs for around a hundred bucks. The fine women on your page will pretty much eat your filth while they get fucked by something not human for a fix of something that numbs misery.
It would be one thing if you liked women who weren't willing to have fuck holes held open with medical equimpment for unlimited use as gang bang creampie fuck holes. I go for girl next door porn stars having a real squirting good time by a guy's hand and tongue. I'm sorry you need to see a young woman's face covered in the cum of fifty dudes while someone fucks her ass with a dildo thicker than my thigh. You need chicks to exchange logs and waste water in each others mouth. I like amateur pov porn by a real woman getting a good fucking by her husband while her moaning is the real deal. There are more people on this site like me instead of like you.
Cum dumpster you wanted conflict. And I aim to please. I'm not going to unblock you and let a fake profile comment on my page. I've also given you all the time your getting out of me. Go ahead and write on your page what a fat bitch I am and that I called you a fraud for having NO evidence you were ever in the porn industry. Let your little friends now I called you a fake troll. Tell them I expected to see real pics of you at actual porn events. I expected real pictures of your skank, trash, porn whores not posing for a website promotion. Tell them I expected a legitimate list of movies or links of things you 'produced' that could be verified. Tell them I wanted to see the cock you claimed performed in movies. Tell them I expected stupid trophies possibly even an award. Tell them I expected pics of house parties where porn stars mingled with the producers they fucked to get in films. Tell them I called you out for not listing your age. Tell them that no man who already had his face, dick and body shown in porn movies would hesitate to show it on xhamster. You're already out there 'god' why not show yourself now? No proof cum dumpster. You have nothing. I laugh at anyone who doesn't ask the same questions as me. You're such a big deal. Why don't you have pictures? I'm going to go be a ballerina and an astronaut.
You get no more of my time. I have missed adding at least 200 friends and replying to at least 400 comments and PM's because you wanted conflict. I will not be going back to your page for any reason. I'm never going to read your reply. Don't bother our mutual friend to convey me messages. Leave him the fuck alone. You're not getting another word out of me. If your little fan club starts joining your cause, I'll go after them so hard they will want to pull their panties out of their ass with gripping tools. And then I'll delete their message and block them
This is my conflict. These are my rules. I came with ammunittion. I wish you luck on getting those fake tits implanted at birth so you can rub your limp dick on them. I hope you find a girl who will let you void in her mouth. I wish that all of your fantasies come true. Maybe one day you'll even get five whole comments in one day. I'll be so proud of you. I hope you accept that I win and you lose. You can't get a reply back to me. If you could it wouldn't come close to my way of handling conflict. This is goodbye cum dumpster. I'll never forget the guy who would rather jerk off looking at pics of 9's and 10's than stick his dick in a
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