Random Not Safe For Facebook Thoughts

As my friends on here that have become Facebook friends with me know I have random funny thoughts I like to post on Facebook. Well sometimes my thoughts just cant be posted on there because honestly do you want your grandmother knowing that you jerk off to gloryhole videos. And the little blurb thing they give you on here just doesn't have enough space sometimes. So I decided to write them here.

2/16/16- "Had my first sex dream ever today where I could remember the woman's face. Wasnt as good as I was hoping. Damn you Betty White"