My very serious very public request to bring a Dom

I wrote this and was very excited and very wordy. Normally I would be much more poignant in my delivery, but all the same I mean to serve a Man or Woman in ways that would bring them much pleasure and benefit and me the satisfaction of serving and putting my skills to use.
I'm really not here to chat fantasy and exchange visions of parallel universes in which a different You would be living a life of kink and debauchery. I'm here to realize this now and actualize this in the present and current world in which we live. 7 billion and counting and the reality of my life is that i want to live it impacting the lives and needs of the fetish minded community and the masturbating folk of the world in the kinkiest, most exciting, fantasy and creative thought ways.
Also if you'tr going to call me i need you to be in the United States because realistically nobody is going to move continents away unless you can prove to me that youre willing and also convince me enough to move that far.
I seriously hope to find You Sir/Ma'am and maybe even a combination of multiple or a mixture of Both. Be serious, be real, be wanting to make an effort to make moves and strides to put this dynamic in place. I'm as kinky and fetish and slave minded as i am able to be an intellectual and professional outlet for debate, discourse, and conversation and can be very much an emotionally and caring counterpart when you need me to be. A realistic and sustainable relationship needs to be the foundation of this and can be very much acheived even though the online and outside in viewed facade might be a very kinkyy and fetish dynamic.

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