What are the odds

My wife and I are at a local outside Bar in our town.It's about an hour before they start to pushing people out. I am very high and my wife is boring as hell. Place is very slow and I decide to hit the head. I enter the bathrooms that are out at the entertainment side of the bar, which only has a urinal and a stall. I walk in and someone is at the urinal so I push the door open to the stall and there is a guy taking a piss. I say sorry and this guy turns around and is still pissing..... and on me. Really!!!! I said....He goes, I am so fucking wasted and I need to cum so bad. Now I just had this guy piss on me and as he is talking to me and his cock is getting harder and harder. Now understand, I am a cum whore, and now given a trashed horny guy who can actually be hard as a rock while being trashed. WOW, I could never do that. So he leaned against the wall of the stall and I sucked the shit out of his cock until I swallowed his load. I'm thinking this is so fucked up, but what a load I got. This guy says thanks man, that was so good. So,I wash up and leave, didn't know what he was going to do. Walked back to where my wife was and she said what took you so long, I said ran into a customer of mine. And at the same time a women whom I have never seen before is sitting at our table. My wife goes this is Jenna who works with me. I said hello, nice to meet you. She said thanks for letting me sit with you guys, I am waiting for my husband, he be gone a long time. So we talked for a couple of minutes and guess who I see wandering looking like he is trying to find someone, and I am praying that it's not me he's looking for. Wouldn't you know this trashed guy makes his way to my wife and I's table. I'm thinking what will this guy say.... he says to the women who was sitting with my wife, Sorry I took so long, Honey, I ran into a friend of mine. I'm like WTF, what are the odds of this shit. Now I have know clue what he is capable of saying. The girls decide to hit the ladies room together and visit the gift shop. I'm thinking this is a good thing. Off they go and all this ass hole could talk about was how well I sucked his cock and the big ass load he shot down my throat. I told him to get his shit together before they get back and to keep his F***ken mouth shut. Girls can back and he starts saying we should hook up here again sometime. My wife is like yes, you should come over our house and party next week. The girl Jenna goes, sounds like a plan and her husband's like that's a great idea. Now I'm thinking this can never happen, he seems like a verbal time bomb and I can't trust him with his mouth. 2 weeks go bye and this guy who's name is Bill walks into the store I manage and is all like Hi how have you been, and I'm like what the fuck is this asshole doing here. Bill said my wife told me you worked here and I was going by and thought I would stop in and say hello and thank you for giving me head the other day. I'm like we need to drop this shit and let it go. He says, no problem. Bill said, whats the chances of you coming out to my van and sucking me off again.........I'm like give me a minute and I will meet you out front. WHY, because I'm a cum whore. That's just the way I am. For the record, we as a group NEVER got together, but Bill gives me his cock when ever possible.