Masturbation Quiz

Are you male or female? Male
Age? Older than Dirt – 60’s
At what age did you start masturbating? I don’t remember but probably about 8!
How many times a week do you masturbate? A lot, maybe close to 20
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Almost always once but very occasionally twice
Where do you masturbate: Bedroom where the computer is

In bed? Rarely
In the shower? Rarely
In the bath? Not in a long while
Outdoors? Not in a long while
At work? Not any more
Every room in the house? No
In a car while traveling along the interstate? A couple of times years ago

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? yes
A friend? yes
A friend's spouse? sometimes
A stranger? yes
A co-worker? yes
A member of the same sex? No
A member of the opposite sex? yes
A past lover? yes
A celebrity if so who? None at present

What position do you play in:

On your back? yes
Standing? not often
Kneeling? no
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no

How do you play:

With left hand? Yes but am left handed
With right hand? Rarely
With a toy? It depends on definition of toy – if stroking using panties counts then yes; no I don’t wear them – that doesn’t do anything for me; rather like the feeling of soft / satiny against my cock and works great to keep from having a mess when I cum

With water from bath? no
Written erotica? yes
Pictures?yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no

What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex between man and woman? yes
Gay or lesbian sex? yes - lesbian
Group sex or orgies? yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? yes
Cumshots? yes
Age play? Yes
S&M? no
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Define kinky! Have a couple of fetishes

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? Yes, particularly if they have naughty pictures attached
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Text messages: no

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? Yes but it was years and years ago
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? Yes
Masturbated for a video? no

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
Insert something or play with your ass? no
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no unless you count a handy female breast!
Use pain as a method of playing? no

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? Yes but rarely
When was the last time you masturbated? A about 6 hours ago
Are you wet or hard now? Getting there
Are you going to masturbate now? Yes
Are you a masturbation addict? Yes
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? yes
What is the most you have played in one day? Something like 6 times