Wedding Party in Las Vegas
A quick story about my friend’s wedding party in Vegas.
So about 7 years ago, my friend got married in Vegas.
It was a simple wedding, they said their vows, all our high school friends were there and had a nice reception at the Mirage.
They got divorced 5 years later like most marriages do in the US but this is not the story.
The next weekend after the party, my friend Charles who also went to the wedding party told us a funny story.
Charles, ever since a k**, was never the outgoing type.
He is “Mr nice guy” who would never say NO, always helped out when help was needed, a very honest guy.
But, he was shy and wouldn’t talk to girls, went home before the next day, very school smart (I think he got a 1590 on his SATs)
Living in LA, he always got taken advantage of.
Anyway, after the reception, we all decided to hit a strip club, then we headed for some food and gambling, and then a few of us decided to hit a normal club.
Charles also invited to the club, although it was about 12:00 or 1:00am, usually time for Charles to go home, he decided to go with us.
We were all having fun, all of us drunk and fucked up!
It was about 3:00 when Charles was way too sleepy and decided to go back to his hotel room.
The nice guy that he is, he gave his rooms key to Mike, who was suppose to drive back to LA that night who was having way too much fun and way too drunk to drive.
Charles says to Mike, “Ey man, I’m gonna go back to my room. Here take my keys, I’ll tell the front desk that I lost my key and open it for me. I think your too drunk and it is too late to go home.”
Mike is in one word a “Barbarian”.
He is a good friend, very loyal and honest but has no manners.
He spat inside my room before right on the carpet because he thought he was outside.
He is a trouble maker with a temper too!
So, Charles as soon as he got back to his room collapses onto his bed.
They next thing Charles remembers was all the shaking in his room.
Is this an earthquake? Am I dreaming? Am I on a boat? He though in his head.
As his vision came to focus, still drunk from all the booze, suddenly his eyes meet with an unknown female.
He notices that she was moving up and down up and down, and also notices that she is naked or as it seemed.
As she is moving up and down, Charles’ eyes pan down on this unknown female to see Mike fucking this girl missionary style.
Just as Charles says, “Mike! What the Fuck are your doing on my bed!” fully awake now.
Mike says “Wait wait wait wait! Ah!” and he busts his load onto this girl’s stomach and breasts.
“Oh shit” Mike says trying to catch his breath, “Sorry man, *pant pant* AHHH”
“Sorry?” Charles Mr Nice guy anger in his eyes “Man, you could have fucked her on the couch. Do you have to fuck her next to me? You could have shot your jizz all over me! Aw man, that shit stanks man! Hurry up and wipe that shit off! It’s gonna get on the bed! And get this girl out of my room!” and hands a hand full of tissues to the girl and throws another hand full of tissues onto the girls stomach.
I just think it is funny imagining Charles getting up from the bed, getting the tissue, and handing it to this unknown girl that his buddy just fucked and the fact that he wasn’t mad at Mike for bring back a girl to his room but fucking her on the bed and not the couch.
And from what Mike told me, Charles went back to bed like nothing happened.
We still talk about this till this day and Mike always says “Atleast Charles got to see the show!”
So about 7 years ago, my friend got married in Vegas.
It was a simple wedding, they said their vows, all our high school friends were there and had a nice reception at the Mirage.
They got divorced 5 years later like most marriages do in the US but this is not the story.
The next weekend after the party, my friend Charles who also went to the wedding party told us a funny story.
Charles, ever since a k**, was never the outgoing type.
He is “Mr nice guy” who would never say NO, always helped out when help was needed, a very honest guy.
But, he was shy and wouldn’t talk to girls, went home before the next day, very school smart (I think he got a 1590 on his SATs)
Living in LA, he always got taken advantage of.
Anyway, after the reception, we all decided to hit a strip club, then we headed for some food and gambling, and then a few of us decided to hit a normal club.
Charles also invited to the club, although it was about 12:00 or 1:00am, usually time for Charles to go home, he decided to go with us.
We were all having fun, all of us drunk and fucked up!
It was about 3:00 when Charles was way too sleepy and decided to go back to his hotel room.
The nice guy that he is, he gave his rooms key to Mike, who was suppose to drive back to LA that night who was having way too much fun and way too drunk to drive.
Charles says to Mike, “Ey man, I’m gonna go back to my room. Here take my keys, I’ll tell the front desk that I lost my key and open it for me. I think your too drunk and it is too late to go home.”
Mike is in one word a “Barbarian”.
He is a good friend, very loyal and honest but has no manners.
He spat inside my room before right on the carpet because he thought he was outside.
He is a trouble maker with a temper too!
So, Charles as soon as he got back to his room collapses onto his bed.
They next thing Charles remembers was all the shaking in his room.
Is this an earthquake? Am I dreaming? Am I on a boat? He though in his head.
As his vision came to focus, still drunk from all the booze, suddenly his eyes meet with an unknown female.
He notices that she was moving up and down up and down, and also notices that she is naked or as it seemed.
As she is moving up and down, Charles’ eyes pan down on this unknown female to see Mike fucking this girl missionary style.
Just as Charles says, “Mike! What the Fuck are your doing on my bed!” fully awake now.
Mike says “Wait wait wait wait! Ah!” and he busts his load onto this girl’s stomach and breasts.
“Oh shit” Mike says trying to catch his breath, “Sorry man, *pant pant* AHHH”
“Sorry?” Charles Mr Nice guy anger in his eyes “Man, you could have fucked her on the couch. Do you have to fuck her next to me? You could have shot your jizz all over me! Aw man, that shit stanks man! Hurry up and wipe that shit off! It’s gonna get on the bed! And get this girl out of my room!” and hands a hand full of tissues to the girl and throws another hand full of tissues onto the girls stomach.
I just think it is funny imagining Charles getting up from the bed, getting the tissue, and handing it to this unknown girl that his buddy just fucked and the fact that he wasn’t mad at Mike for bring back a girl to his room but fucking her on the bed and not the couch.
And from what Mike told me, Charles went back to bed like nothing happened.
We still talk about this till this day and Mike always says “Atleast Charles got to see the show!”
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