Dear people

Dear all the man of xhamster.
I am not interested in seeing your penis, I know you are very proud of your male appendage but I really don't care how big it is, or how hard I make it or even how beautiful you think it is truth be told in not interested and neither are most women.

Dear the women of Xhamster.
Yes I am a gay women and as such I'm only interested in other women in any kind of romantic way, this does not mean however that I'm a nymphomaniac that wants every woman I see or that I want to "turn" anyone gay. The truth is I am just a normal every day woman with a pretty dull life at the minute.

Dear Dominants of Xhamster.
Want can I say yes I'm a naturally submissive masochist but that doesn't mean I need you in my life because you say your some kind of super dominant sadist.

Dear any one else l forgot to mention.
I really couldn't care less about your amazingness and why you're so awesome no woman can live with you in they lives, because just fuck off and jack off to Xhamster's massive library of smut.


Your most sincerely

Lace and orchids.

P.S. I'm actually quite lovely and like talking to some of you lovelies, and always start the day with a smile as all the shit that happened yesterday is in the past now and today is all new and fresh.