Members' Blunders or How to NOT Get a Show
There's a few breeds of members around chatrooms that most likely will never get shows and probably will get banned&kicked by 90% of the girls broadcasting. They never quit acting as they do, we never quit kicking them, but afterall if u step back and think about it it's just funny, at the end of a good day, or not.
The first stereotype, and probably the most harmless of them all, is the polite beggar. He'll come around with a "hi how are u bb!!!!!U're so beautiful!" Girls usually answer out of politeness, even tho, the most experienced ones most likely know what's coming next. What's coming next is most likely either a bible on what a poor (50 years old) student he is, ending up with "show me ur pussy bb!" or a simple "now show me ur pussy". The ones that simply leave after the ************, or asks for a tip, are very very rare. Usually, if the dude gets refused, he's gonna type another bible about how beautiful the chick is, about how horny she's making him, not forgetting to mention what an awfully gigantic dick he has, and of course ending up with the same conclusion: "Now show me ur pussy!".At this moment the easily impressionable and most sensible paying members already got the hell out of the chatroom, knowing that the girl could transform any minute from now on. The reaction is gonna be pretty much like: "geee this dude's retarded" while kicking him and continuing to wiggle da ass. Therefore, guys, u should understand we're not there because we just woke up with this insatiable desire of showing off our asses to a bunch of horny strangers, and for sure we know just as well as you that compliments ain't paying our bills.
The relative of the polite beggar is the polite wanker. Sure as hell he's gonna write down a bible of complimentes as well, but only to alternate it it the detailed description of his 'wanking for free' process. That's the one that's gonna most likely end up creeping the living hell out of the girl by dropping a line like "oh, I just made like 100 screenshots with you and i'm just cumming on ur face for the 10th time today!YAYYYY", while spicing up the whole bullshit with an appreciable collection of dick emotes. Of course he's gonna get banned after stepping on everyone else's nerves. Guys, you're in a chatroom full of other horny dudes, that definitely aren't there to be informed on how many times u came for free today, and the model ain't gonna be thrilled either! If you're not having money, just shut up, do your stuff and enjoy what you get.No need to mention it, really! We'll play the stupid card and pretend you're just busy with your stamp collection!
From the same specie of 'polite' cunts we can observe the low tipper dude that's usually gonna give 1 toke tips for about 5 times then go like "omg babe, jump out of ur clothes right now and start shoving in the biggest toy u got! I just tipped u 5 tokes!" If she dares to refuse he's gonna turn into another breed: the complainer! He'll get as hysterical as a god damn wife on period! He's gonna drop a few bad reviews on what a bitch she was and that she ain't ever showing anything! Oh, well, dude, try tipping more than 5 tokes! This dude's uncle is the 'lightning private' dude that knows he has exactly 2.58$ left in his account but 'he will make you cum'. So, in the first place he's gonna take a few hours just to fuck the poor girl's brains instead of her pussy, by asking one million questions "before going private", starting with "what do you do" and ending with "show me your biggest toy". If the chick has iron nerves she'll politely answer, just to be informed that the dude "likes to warm up before", so he's already wanking like nuts. "Of mother-fucking course!" she's gonna think, preparing herself for the ultimate-cunt acting. At one point, him and his 2.58 bucks will jump in private that will start right away with the 'typing with da dick' broken-english style: "ANAL BB! GO ANAL! NOW! BB! GO! U THERE? ANAAAAAAL!" By the time the private is done, the chick barely managed to lose her top. She's gonna shrug and put it back on.
At least the last 2 specimens pay something, compared with the "delusional dude" that comes around chatrooms waiving a banner with "i'm so rich I can't stand it anymore". They usually don't tip a dime, and even if they do, on the long run is gonna be like 10$ a month. Anyhow, that wouldn't bother anyone if they wouldn't just talk non stop about how stuffed with money their asshole is (which of course ain't true), and what a new yacht they bought this month and how hard they work for the money and so on and so on, concluding with: "Yeaaaaa babe, pack ur shit!I'm rich and wanna fuck u! Dubai is waiting for you!" The girl is instantly gonna think something like: "Yeah, and all your truck-driving clients, you pimp!", smile and say something like: "My dog has cancer so I can't leave the country for now!Seeeeeee youuuuuuu!" They always keep coming back, usually with the 2000 tokens they bought for christmas last year, showing them off and tipping like 10 or 12, on the reason that : "I give u more when u come see me!I promise I won't fuck you." (just peel ur skin off most likey). Guys, that's just creepy. Get a hooker if you're so desperate. No normal chick will ever go to a complete stranger to fuck for money. That's usually done locally. Sure, girls might fall i love over the internet but it's never gonna be with the creeps.
The cutest of the polite lost hopes is in my opinion the poor 40 year old going around chatrooms from their mom's basement. They usually also have a drop of bad luck and manage to make a fool of themselves. They usually drop by when the chick is in the middle of a show, already sucking a dildo while fucking another one. Since they are so polite, they're gonna go like "Hiiii!How are u?". I usually stop the show when that happens and engage in the conversation just for the irony of it. If u keep talking with them, one can tell they're whole life story after a few lines, and especially that all they know about women is from MOTHER! Of course, they're never gonna tip since they still live on MOTHER's allowance and of course they're gonna end up banned when they get too annoying in trying to 'meet in real'.
The less polite breed is the dark, all mastery master. They usually proudly wear a nickname like 'slave_fucker666' or 'luv2spank' or whatever and they're gonna bump in the chatroom puzzling the girl with an instant: "gape your ass for me, my slut!", expecting the 'oooh I'm scared' reaction. I usually answer with something like: "Ummm... Nice to meet you too, dark_bunny13!" Of course, they're never gonna get a show. I mean, if a complete stranger suddenly calls me a slut, he's gonna a punch, not a blowjob. On the other side, I smile when I see this because one can only and only then understand why are those guys in our chatrooms. I mean it's obvious that if a dude has a date and first thing he says is 'gape your ass' instead of 'hi', sure as hell he ain't gonna get a girlfriend so he's gonna try to be the real 'lady killer' virtually, while of course, MOTHER brings him breakfast in bed. U can almost hear her: "Did you brush your teeth today, Johnny?"
The other annoying, attention-whore dude, and finally the last one is the rude specimen. He'll just go from a chatroom to another throwing compliments like: "oooh u ugly!' "u fat!" "I hate your tits!!!" like a bannana that lost her peel. Anyhow he'll end up getting banned by everyone on the site in no time, then when he's period is done, he'll most likely make another account and hopefully try saying hi in the first place.
So, guys, models are bitches for a reason, and for sure some of you have your own reasons in being assholes, but let's try to make it better! I'm here almost every day for almost every assburger that passes by!;)
The first stereotype, and probably the most harmless of them all, is the polite beggar. He'll come around with a "hi how are u bb!!!!!U're so beautiful!" Girls usually answer out of politeness, even tho, the most experienced ones most likely know what's coming next. What's coming next is most likely either a bible on what a poor (50 years old) student he is, ending up with "show me ur pussy bb!" or a simple "now show me ur pussy". The ones that simply leave after the ************, or asks for a tip, are very very rare. Usually, if the dude gets refused, he's gonna type another bible about how beautiful the chick is, about how horny she's making him, not forgetting to mention what an awfully gigantic dick he has, and of course ending up with the same conclusion: "Now show me ur pussy!".At this moment the easily impressionable and most sensible paying members already got the hell out of the chatroom, knowing that the girl could transform any minute from now on. The reaction is gonna be pretty much like: "geee this dude's retarded" while kicking him and continuing to wiggle da ass. Therefore, guys, u should understand we're not there because we just woke up with this insatiable desire of showing off our asses to a bunch of horny strangers, and for sure we know just as well as you that compliments ain't paying our bills.
The relative of the polite beggar is the polite wanker. Sure as hell he's gonna write down a bible of complimentes as well, but only to alternate it it the detailed description of his 'wanking for free' process. That's the one that's gonna most likely end up creeping the living hell out of the girl by dropping a line like "oh, I just made like 100 screenshots with you and i'm just cumming on ur face for the 10th time today!YAYYYY", while spicing up the whole bullshit with an appreciable collection of dick emotes. Of course he's gonna get banned after stepping on everyone else's nerves. Guys, you're in a chatroom full of other horny dudes, that definitely aren't there to be informed on how many times u came for free today, and the model ain't gonna be thrilled either! If you're not having money, just shut up, do your stuff and enjoy what you get.No need to mention it, really! We'll play the stupid card and pretend you're just busy with your stamp collection!
From the same specie of 'polite' cunts we can observe the low tipper dude that's usually gonna give 1 toke tips for about 5 times then go like "omg babe, jump out of ur clothes right now and start shoving in the biggest toy u got! I just tipped u 5 tokes!" If she dares to refuse he's gonna turn into another breed: the complainer! He'll get as hysterical as a god damn wife on period! He's gonna drop a few bad reviews on what a bitch she was and that she ain't ever showing anything! Oh, well, dude, try tipping more than 5 tokes! This dude's uncle is the 'lightning private' dude that knows he has exactly 2.58$ left in his account but 'he will make you cum'. So, in the first place he's gonna take a few hours just to fuck the poor girl's brains instead of her pussy, by asking one million questions "before going private", starting with "what do you do" and ending with "show me your biggest toy". If the chick has iron nerves she'll politely answer, just to be informed that the dude "likes to warm up before", so he's already wanking like nuts. "Of mother-fucking course!" she's gonna think, preparing herself for the ultimate-cunt acting. At one point, him and his 2.58 bucks will jump in private that will start right away with the 'typing with da dick' broken-english style: "ANAL BB! GO ANAL! NOW! BB! GO! U THERE? ANAAAAAAL!" By the time the private is done, the chick barely managed to lose her top. She's gonna shrug and put it back on.
At least the last 2 specimens pay something, compared with the "delusional dude" that comes around chatrooms waiving a banner with "i'm so rich I can't stand it anymore". They usually don't tip a dime, and even if they do, on the long run is gonna be like 10$ a month. Anyhow, that wouldn't bother anyone if they wouldn't just talk non stop about how stuffed with money their asshole is (which of course ain't true), and what a new yacht they bought this month and how hard they work for the money and so on and so on, concluding with: "Yeaaaaa babe, pack ur shit!I'm rich and wanna fuck u! Dubai is waiting for you!" The girl is instantly gonna think something like: "Yeah, and all your truck-driving clients, you pimp!", smile and say something like: "My dog has cancer so I can't leave the country for now!Seeeeeee youuuuuuu!" They always keep coming back, usually with the 2000 tokens they bought for christmas last year, showing them off and tipping like 10 or 12, on the reason that : "I give u more when u come see me!I promise I won't fuck you." (just peel ur skin off most likey). Guys, that's just creepy. Get a hooker if you're so desperate. No normal chick will ever go to a complete stranger to fuck for money. That's usually done locally. Sure, girls might fall i love over the internet but it's never gonna be with the creeps.
The cutest of the polite lost hopes is in my opinion the poor 40 year old going around chatrooms from their mom's basement. They usually also have a drop of bad luck and manage to make a fool of themselves. They usually drop by when the chick is in the middle of a show, already sucking a dildo while fucking another one. Since they are so polite, they're gonna go like "Hiiii!How are u?". I usually stop the show when that happens and engage in the conversation just for the irony of it. If u keep talking with them, one can tell they're whole life story after a few lines, and especially that all they know about women is from MOTHER! Of course, they're never gonna tip since they still live on MOTHER's allowance and of course they're gonna end up banned when they get too annoying in trying to 'meet in real'.
The less polite breed is the dark, all mastery master. They usually proudly wear a nickname like 'slave_fucker666' or 'luv2spank' or whatever and they're gonna bump in the chatroom puzzling the girl with an instant: "gape your ass for me, my slut!", expecting the 'oooh I'm scared' reaction. I usually answer with something like: "Ummm... Nice to meet you too, dark_bunny13!" Of course, they're never gonna get a show. I mean, if a complete stranger suddenly calls me a slut, he's gonna a punch, not a blowjob. On the other side, I smile when I see this because one can only and only then understand why are those guys in our chatrooms. I mean it's obvious that if a dude has a date and first thing he says is 'gape your ass' instead of 'hi', sure as hell he ain't gonna get a girlfriend so he's gonna try to be the real 'lady killer' virtually, while of course, MOTHER brings him breakfast in bed. U can almost hear her: "Did you brush your teeth today, Johnny?"
The other annoying, attention-whore dude, and finally the last one is the rude specimen. He'll just go from a chatroom to another throwing compliments like: "oooh u ugly!' "u fat!" "I hate your tits!!!" like a bannana that lost her peel. Anyhow he'll end up getting banned by everyone on the site in no time, then when he's period is done, he'll most likely make another account and hopefully try saying hi in the first place.
So, guys, models are bitches for a reason, and for sure some of you have your own reasons in being assholes, but let's try to make it better! I'm here almost every day for almost every assburger that passes by!;)
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