FWB

FWBs (Friends with Benefits) come in all kinds and mine was good ol' faithful, for a time! On lonely nights I would call Mike, the first guy I ever hooked up with in college, and on his drunken nights he'd call me. One night, when 
he knew my parents weren't home, he came knocking on my window and as usual I let him right in! We had amazing sex and knocked right out. At 6 a.m. his alarm went off and he jumped up to go to work. He grabbed his keys and ran out the door barely dressed. When he left I hopped back into bed, only to realize that he had peed ALL OVER it! I hadn't even realized! I made sure I deleted his number even before I threw my sheets away. Golden showers are NOT for me.