Why Clumsy People Shouldn't Wear Stilettos

So like most red-blooded males, Hubby thinks it's sexy when women wear high heels during sex. He's always asking me and I'm always saying no. It's not that I don't want to make him happy. I just don't want to kill him.

You see, I'm clumsy. I have been all my life. And not your average kind of clumsy either. I can trip over my own feet while standing still. So stilettos in bed would mean, at the very least, I'm putting someone's eye out. He says that I'm just being silly and that would never happen.

Well, a couple of weeks ago, Hubby and I were fooling around and I go to move my leg to the other side. The heel of my foot catches him right in the eye. He grabs his head and starts complaining of a headache and having a black eye.

First thing out of my mouth...."Aren't you glad I wasn't wearing stilettos!!"