Masturbation survey, polls, questions...

Are you male or female?
Age?
At what age did you start masturbating?
How many times a week do you masturbate?
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?

Where do you masturbate:

In bed?
In the shower?
In the bath?
Outdoors?
At work?
Every room in the house?
In a car while traveling along the interstate?

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other?
A friend?
A friend's spouse?
A stranger?
A co-worker?
A member of the same sex?
A member of the opposite sex?
A past lover?

What position do you play in:

On your back?
Standing?
Kneeling?
Sitting?
Lying on tummy?

How do you play:

With left hand?
With right hand?
With a toy?
With water from bath?
Written erotica?
Pictures?
Movie clips online?
Videos?
Something on TV?

What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex between man and woman?
Gay or lesbian sex?
Group sex or orgies?
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Cumshots?
Age play?
S&M?
Role playing?
Kinky?

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages?
A chat room dialogue?
Exchanged stories or pictures?

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating?
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Masturbated for the same sex?
Masturbated in a group?
Masturbated for a photo?
Masturbated for a webcam?
Masturbated for a video?

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Insert something or play with your ass?
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Use pain as a method of playing?

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum?
When was the last time you masturbated?
Are you wet or hard now?
Are you going to masturbate now?
Are you a masturbation addict?
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation?
What is the most you have played in one day?
Did you touch yourself while answering this survey?