Lost My Unicorn

Everyone talks about the magical sex Unicorn.Noone talks about what to do when u find out it exists and completely blow it in the not fun way.I was so embarrassingly awkward. Couldn't get my confidence back after first faux pas.I was left feeling positively vanilla or virginal. My advice to all is stop debating whether or not Unicorns exist and think of how you will handle it when it shakes it's cute little ass in your aww struck face.So you can ride off into the rainbow with your sexiest dream instead of feeling like a giant tool.