I'd rather not be here

I have to say that I don't really want to be here.


I'd rather be married with a loving wife, but when women reject guys who have had bad luck.....there's nothing left but NSA.

That being said, all I want is a woman who will be as close to a wife as possible.

I'm a psychology major and I'm looking for writing gigs right now, so if you're a woman who can accept all of this....hit me up.

I can make you feel like a queen or I can make you feel like a greater porn star than Jenna was in her prime.