Strangest Catcalls/Pick-up Lines

Like most ladies out there, we're often the recipients of cat-calling/bad pick-up lines. Over the last few months I've compiled a list in my phone of the most obscure, hilarious and downright terrible comments I've heard and received.

Here are a few of them for your enjoyment:

1. “You have the most adorable feet, would you let me touch them.”

- Guy in a pub who obviously has a nose fetish

I didn’t feel offended or creeped out by this comment like I usually do in these situations (mainly because i understand the fetish). I was confused more than anything because this was the first thing he actually said to me, i did notice he was looking at me (and im guessing my feet, which where in sandals) from acros the room.

2. “C’mon, everyone has their price.”

- The guy that tried to offer a friend £20.00 to dance with him

THIS. THIS absolutely gave us the creepy and offensive feelings. In what world is it OK to do this?

3. “What are you saying, blueberry butt?”

- An unstable gentleman walking behind me while I was wearing blue yoga pants

To be fair, I’m pretty sure this guy was excessively drunk at 1:00 p.m. on a Sunday afternoon, so he probably didn’t have all his marbles. Still though, why would he need to make it blatantly obvious that hes getting off on my butt lol ?

4. After telling a guy im married. “Just give me your number. We can sort something discreet out”

- Someone with incredibly high morals

Was a much younger guy who hassled me at the guy on and off lol
he does come across like he is joking but when he always asks questions like this i know he means it

5. “That pink shirt looks smokin’ on you!”

- A guy who was obviously too drunk to realise my friend was wearing blue

An outfit compliment! What girl doesn’t love to be told how nice her clothes are?

Next time though, let’s try to get the color of the shirt your complimenting right, shall we? shirt was blue. Not pink. Not even like a weird purple-ish, blue-ish color. It was just blue.

6. “Well married but you can have a boy friend.”

A nice, young chap said this to me after i refused to give him my phone number by using the “I have a husband" card.

Nothing says chivalry like the suggestion of cheating!

7. “I have a fetish for short women like you. Can you take your heels off for me?”

Anytime the word “fetish” comes up in a pick-up line, you know nothing good can come of it. That was the case here. The only thing worse than calling my lack of height his fetish, is asking me to take my shoes off in a filthy bar. No thank you.

8. Three dudes started clapping as I walked by them.

This was one of the worst forms of cat-calling I think I’ve ever experienced. I’m not a performance. Unless I just danced a jig, told a hilarious joke or saved a baby a****l, I do not require applause. Women aren’t just walking around town hoping to impress you.

Cat-calling is an issue and shouldn’t be something women need to put up with regularly, but these are all pretty silly, harmless comments for the most part. I don’t usually feel scared when people hit on me because the guys are harmless even if im alone.

Keep in mind though, that not all comments can be taken so lightly. I’ve received and heard things that should never be uttered in public, let alone directed at a person. And that’s not OK.

What obscure comments have you and your friends received?