Birthday Treat (part one)
Thirty fucking minutes of pretending to complete the crossword, thirty minutes trying to avoid eye contact with the other poor bastards finding their way home from mundane jobs.
My 40th birthday fell on a Friday, and my wife of 15 years had forgotten, no card , no phone call, not even a text or Email, I left the packed train and headed for home.
I had beer in the fridge, and if I was lucky I might get a cooked meal, I still had the hot's for Jill from time to time but marriage was so mundane, no more wild sexual encounters the kind of spontaneous acts that we used to thrive on years ago.
Jill kept herself fit, went to the gym and all that crap, but the magic was definitely seeping away, to the point where I was perving on her friend Zoe, her fucking "training buddy", for Christ sake how lame.
Jill was the girl of my dreams when we first met, neat figure, short blonde hair, great legs, I adored her, we fucked like rabbits at first, but living together had taken it's toll over the years, now I was lucky if we made out once a month and then we were usually both drunk.
Being your average horny guy I had begun to spend my alone time on the internet, yes you guessed it watching lesbian porn and imagining I was invited to join in, sad, I know but fuck I'm just a guy.
I stuck my key in the front door and entered my silent home, no doubt Jill was working late again or out with Zoe, I walked into the kitchen to grab a cold one, then noticed the card held by the magnet on the beer box door, the scribbled message read " don't get drunk, your present is upstairs".
Puzzled and surprised I wandered into the lounge draining half of my cold beer, well at least she hadn't forgotten me I smiled to
myself, no doubt a pack of socks and a bottle of decent malt, not too bad I guess.
I climbed the stairs with a renewed optimism but on opening the bedroom door
I nearly fucking fainted.
Nothing could have prepared me for the sight that greeted my eyes.
Jill and Zoe laying on our bed both dressed as schoolgirls, white knee socks, pigtails the whole fucking fantasy outfits, I froze .....
My 40th birthday fell on a Friday, and my wife of 15 years had forgotten, no card , no phone call, not even a text or Email, I left the packed train and headed for home.
I had beer in the fridge, and if I was lucky I might get a cooked meal, I still had the hot's for Jill from time to time but marriage was so mundane, no more wild sexual encounters the kind of spontaneous acts that we used to thrive on years ago.
Jill kept herself fit, went to the gym and all that crap, but the magic was definitely seeping away, to the point where I was perving on her friend Zoe, her fucking "training buddy", for Christ sake how lame.
Jill was the girl of my dreams when we first met, neat figure, short blonde hair, great legs, I adored her, we fucked like rabbits at first, but living together had taken it's toll over the years, now I was lucky if we made out once a month and then we were usually both drunk.
Being your average horny guy I had begun to spend my alone time on the internet, yes you guessed it watching lesbian porn and imagining I was invited to join in, sad, I know but fuck I'm just a guy.
I stuck my key in the front door and entered my silent home, no doubt Jill was working late again or out with Zoe, I walked into the kitchen to grab a cold one, then noticed the card held by the magnet on the beer box door, the scribbled message read " don't get drunk, your present is upstairs".
Puzzled and surprised I wandered into the lounge draining half of my cold beer, well at least she hadn't forgotten me I smiled to
myself, no doubt a pack of socks and a bottle of decent malt, not too bad I guess.
I climbed the stairs with a renewed optimism but on opening the bedroom door
I nearly fucking fainted.
Nothing could have prepared me for the sight that greeted my eyes.
Jill and Zoe laying on our bed both dressed as schoolgirls, white knee socks, pigtails the whole fucking fantasy outfits, I froze .....
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