Dilemma

So this is how it is!

I am loving being on here and looking at you sexy gurls and posting my pics! I especially love the comments on my photos, but I need more.

I don't mean I need more from you, I just need more from me! Let me explain.

What I really want to do is dress up, put on makeup and verify my account. Trouble is, I don't think the beard will work very well! Yes, I could shave it off, but my wife loves it. Second problem, (well sort of a problem) I have really long hair and as much as I would like to just use that I fear that people may recognise me from it! This means I need a wig, which is a bit daft seeing as my hair is so long! I don't have a problem with my legs and hair as it is so fine down there that I wouldn't need to shave!

There are probably other issues which I will find along the way, eg my inability to put on makeup, resulting in me looking like Coco the Clown, but they will emerge and be solved!

As you see, I have a dilemma, and I have lost Emma's number!

Best wishes for 2017

Shirli xx