THE SECOND UNIVERSAL TRUTH

Hello again.Ever since I was a ********** I believed the universe and by proxy the planet earth hung by a thread no thicker than a human hair.your nuts general I hear you say, well that's true but the point is it's all about balance.on one side you have good on the other bad, now I,m sure you have heard of the ten master magicians who sit atop a mountain 24/7 praying for the world that cancels out a lot of badness I try to do my bit by always doing good to others this isn,t because I,m a good guy I just don't want to go pinging off into outer space cos I broke the thread anyway the second secret truth of the universe is if you unscrew your belly button your arse will fall off.