Frequently Asked Questions
FAQs
Q. Are you a real woman, or just some perverted bastard living in his mother's basement, pretending to be a deeply-disturbed, filthy whore?
A. I am a 100% real chick. If you cannot seem to process such a concept, suck my twat.
Q. Is your avatar really you, or is it just some stupid stock photo that you stole from Google Images?
A. All me, but no less stupid.
Q. Why did you write a disparaging comment about my video?
A. No disrespect intended. Well, actually, I meant whatever I said. Fuck you.
Q. Are you dominant or submissive? Straight, gay, or bi?
A. I beat the living shit out of men, and I crave women who beat the living shit out of me. Either way, someone is going down tonight.
Q. Your video favorites are offensive.
A. I hope so. I have no use for pornography that you approve of.
Q. Why didn't you return my PM?
A. I probably didn't receive it, because I get hundreds of messages per day by sick motherfuckers with social adjustment issues. Either that, or I ignored it intentionally because it bored me senseless. Try again, but give me a compelling reason to pay attention. You'd be surprised; I engage with freaks like you every day when I'm feeling nasty.
Q. Are you actually turned on by the scenes depicted in your video favorites?
A. If they were harder and sicker, I would be. But I don't create the shit. I just curate what I can find, and most of it is too vanilla and milquetoast for my tastes.
Q. What do you think of my cock?
A. It's repulsive.
Q. Seriously, what turns you on?
A. Women's assholes.
Q. What brought you to xHamster in the first place?
A. I originally created an account so that I could ruthlessly heckle videos that I found ridiculous or moronic - hence the name, "Truth-Talker." But I later decided that I'd simply rather find a dominant female to enslave me, piss in my face, and fuck me up beyond recognition. (It sounds like I'm joking, but I'm really not. Suck on that.)
Q. You're actually kind of funny, I think. I don't believe that you're as nasty as you purport to be.
A. You won't be laughing when I shit down your throat.
Q. What is your favorite video on this site?
A. https://xhamster.com/movies/5844351/painful_cumming.html
Q. What is the dumbest video you've found here?
A. https://xhamster.com/movies/6430875/asian_lesbian_squirt_compilation.html
Q. What is the creepiest?
A. https://xhamster.com/movies/1159643/vivien_at_fetish_transformation.html
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Got a burning question of your own? Ask away in the comments section below. I will do my best to answer your inquiries and reveal my deepest, darkest secrets - if you can handle it.
Q. Are you a real woman, or just some perverted bastard living in his mother's basement, pretending to be a deeply-disturbed, filthy whore?
A. I am a 100% real chick. If you cannot seem to process such a concept, suck my twat.
Q. Is your avatar really you, or is it just some stupid stock photo that you stole from Google Images?
A. All me, but no less stupid.
Q. Why did you write a disparaging comment about my video?
A. No disrespect intended. Well, actually, I meant whatever I said. Fuck you.
Q. Are you dominant or submissive? Straight, gay, or bi?
A. I beat the living shit out of men, and I crave women who beat the living shit out of me. Either way, someone is going down tonight.
Q. Your video favorites are offensive.
A. I hope so. I have no use for pornography that you approve of.
Q. Why didn't you return my PM?
A. I probably didn't receive it, because I get hundreds of messages per day by sick motherfuckers with social adjustment issues. Either that, or I ignored it intentionally because it bored me senseless. Try again, but give me a compelling reason to pay attention. You'd be surprised; I engage with freaks like you every day when I'm feeling nasty.
Q. Are you actually turned on by the scenes depicted in your video favorites?
A. If they were harder and sicker, I would be. But I don't create the shit. I just curate what I can find, and most of it is too vanilla and milquetoast for my tastes.
Q. What do you think of my cock?
A. It's repulsive.
Q. Seriously, what turns you on?
A. Women's assholes.
Q. What brought you to xHamster in the first place?
A. I originally created an account so that I could ruthlessly heckle videos that I found ridiculous or moronic - hence the name, "Truth-Talker." But I later decided that I'd simply rather find a dominant female to enslave me, piss in my face, and fuck me up beyond recognition. (It sounds like I'm joking, but I'm really not. Suck on that.)
Q. You're actually kind of funny, I think. I don't believe that you're as nasty as you purport to be.
A. You won't be laughing when I shit down your throat.
Q. What is your favorite video on this site?
A. https://xhamster.com/movies/5844351/painful_cumming.html
Q. What is the dumbest video you've found here?
A. https://xhamster.com/movies/6430875/asian_lesbian_squirt_compilation.html
Q. What is the creepiest?
A. https://xhamster.com/movies/1159643/vivien_at_fetish_transformation.html
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Got a burning question of your own? Ask away in the comments section below. I will do my best to answer your inquiries and reveal my deepest, darkest secrets - if you can handle it.
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