Types of Xhamster People who Bug Me
1) You get a friend request, so you go to the person's profile. It's clear that the profile pic is not actually the person, they have no uploaded videos, and they have four of five galleries of women in bikinis. You read the text of their profile, and it's just those two long legal paragraphs that say anybody who steals their content can be prosecuted. What's there to steal? The content that they've already stolen? I want to create duplicate profiles of all those people, but add "is a moron" after their usernames, then constantly try to get them to threaten me with legal action.
2) People with passwords. If the content very personal ie, you personally, then I can understand. But if it's just something you ripped from the web, what the hell? Do you just like having things to read in your inbox, from people who accepted your friend request before clicking on you videos?
3) Men pretending to be women, while not possessing the slightest degree of subtlety. I get why you'd want to portray a woman: you're a bit of a fruit, and you want attention from men and inside conversation with women. But have some tact, dude! Don't say you're a 19 year old dirty BBC whore/cum addict. Say you're a shy girl with a slutty streak, and you're on this site to safely explore fantasies which are too intense for you to explore in real life. If you can't think like a woman, don't try and act like one.
4) Guys who tell extremely overzealous gay/cuckold stories. If you're going to write a 400 word, super gay story, and you want it to come off as realistic, proofread it before submitting. Let your boner cool down for a minute, and try to think about how believable it is that you met a college basketball team on the beach and had them run a 5 hour train on your 50 year old wife, and if you decide that they were all cool with cumming in YOUR mouth, as least act like you were surprised. Also, review your comment for punctuation, pacing, and typos, because sometimes it's hard typing with one hand.
These are the few that I can think of at the moment. Feel free to add more to the list in the comments.
2) People with passwords. If the content very personal ie, you personally, then I can understand. But if it's just something you ripped from the web, what the hell? Do you just like having things to read in your inbox, from people who accepted your friend request before clicking on you videos?
3) Men pretending to be women, while not possessing the slightest degree of subtlety. I get why you'd want to portray a woman: you're a bit of a fruit, and you want attention from men and inside conversation with women. But have some tact, dude! Don't say you're a 19 year old dirty BBC whore/cum addict. Say you're a shy girl with a slutty streak, and you're on this site to safely explore fantasies which are too intense for you to explore in real life. If you can't think like a woman, don't try and act like one.
4) Guys who tell extremely overzealous gay/cuckold stories. If you're going to write a 400 word, super gay story, and you want it to come off as realistic, proofread it before submitting. Let your boner cool down for a minute, and try to think about how believable it is that you met a college basketball team on the beach and had them run a 5 hour train on your 50 year old wife, and if you decide that they were all cool with cumming in YOUR mouth, as least act like you were surprised. Also, review your comment for punctuation, pacing, and typos, because sometimes it's hard typing with one hand.
These are the few that I can think of at the moment. Feel free to add more to the list in the comments.
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