Best telly sales call ever

So the phone rings, Its a silly number. Sometimes I don't pick it up sometimes I do for a giggle. So I picked it up. Hello they said. I say are you going to ask me any questions. They say no. Ok so what it about. He then said would you like to buy a condom? Err well with the callers hard to understand accent, I thought they might have said would you like to buy a condo. So I say what did you say. He then said would you like to buy a condom a strawberry flavor one? LOL so I say no! BUZZZZZZZZZZ end of phone call.