Celebfuck issue 38

Contents:

Felicity Jones

Kaley Cuoco

Keira Knightley


PLUS: tattooed girl pics, hot pics of the week and more.

THE SILENCE OF CELEBFUCK

It has been between 8 or 9 months since the last issue of celebfuck, I have recently had a lot in my life such as a new girlfriend, new job and other life events taking place, but I can assure you Celebfuck hasn't come to an end, in fact its almost like it has been reborn and this wont be the last issue. So take your pants off and enjoy.

5 REASONS WHY I LIKE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

Keira Knightley, the star of movies including Pirates of the Carabian, Pride and Prejudice and The Imitation Game. However besides the fact she has had decent roles in movies, I do think she is one sexy ass girl who needs fucking. Yes, she doesn't have the biggest of titsn but doesn't put me off, here are 5 reasons why I like Keira Knightley.

5. Her Face


This is pretty low on this list this time, but damn she has a fine face that needs a hot load of hot spicy spunk coating it, smearing away that make up, drenching her innocent face or possibly a mask and making her into a cumslut.

4. The debate that some people think she looks like Natalie Portman


I can see some reasons why people would think that, but I don't think she looks like Portman, just the fact that it helps me imagine them to getting it on would get me off and unloading.

3. Her body


Yep, her body, gotta be on here. Why? because for me slim bodies like hers are great when on top of you as they slither up and down as your cock enters her beautiful pussy or asshole.

2. The fact she has small tits


Some people would think that's a a turn off, I don't think so, in fact it turns me on so fucking much that I want her even more, I could just suck on her hard nipples and cum all over them.

1. Her Legs


Going back to her body, this is part of it, but I wanna keep it separate cos her legs are such beauty, stimulating to your eyes, if only them legs could be on the side of my head with her pussy dipped in my mouth.



FELICITY JONES CELEBRITY REVIEW


100% *****

Month after month, time after time, a new favourite celebrity grows like a tree in my head and I plant my seed all over pictures of them or on me, celebrities including Natalie Portman and etc. Although in this modern day, a new wave of celebrities have indoctrinated peoples minds on here making them constantly horny. For me recently, it has been Felicity Jones, The star of movies including The Theory of Everything, Inferno, Chalet Girl and of course Rogue One.

Rogue One was the gateway film that introduced me to her, Some people know me, girls like her are such a turn on. Her eyes, her innocent looking face and just her attitude as well. Unlike some of my other recent turn on's including Kendall Jenner or Jessica Alba, I have never seen Felicity as someone who Id treat like a naughty little sluts when I imagine fucking them, I see Felicity as a work of art or a girlfriend type, besides the fact I recently discovered she's 33 which to be honest, it did surprised me, I honestly thought she was early or mid 20s. Not saying I wouldn't fuck her but I hope you get my point of view.

Either way, I get incredibly turned on by her, she has a great career ahead of her and so much dicks and spunk cumming her way, I would definitely give her a high rating. Alright that's my rating for her, what do you think of her, what's your favourite picture of her, let me know.






KALEY CUOCO: SEXY SLUT OF A SCHOOL TEACHER (STORY)


(school bell rings)

(all the lads r outside the class room looking at our new teacher through the door saying how much they wanna fuck her, i looked through and saw a blonde lovely woman with glasses, black skirt, black blazzer and white collared shirt. she makes her way to the door to let her class in and so as they sit down she introduces herself.)

Miss cuoco: good morning class, my name is miss cuoco, I am your new teacher and i want you to follow a few ground rules of mind, first things first, do as I say, second dont talk when i am or dont shout out.

(she already had a problem with the entire class as they were being rude by shouting out, talking out loud and being rude to her and whispering dirty things about her to their mates)

class mate 1: (whispers to class mate 2) mate id bang her any day)
class mate 2: dude she has such a nice ass

Miss cuoco: excuse me, what was that?

class mate 2: err nothing
miss cuoco: oh no I heard what you said, detention for the pair of you.
class mate 1 and 2: oh what!!? thats not fair
miss cuoco: you shouldve thought about that before making sexist comments about me.

(through out my lesson i got on with my work, i had to admit, she was sooo sexy and in my head was thinking about myself draining my balls and unloading on that face. I did feel weird thinking about it because shes my teacher. 1 hour went by and thats the lesson done, i do not have another lesson until 1 hours time.)

miss cuoco: class, before you go, I am very very disgusted in your behaveour, my firet day of teaching you and this is how you act? sort out your acts. (bell rings) right off you go.

(I packed my bags but then she said to me politly)

miss cuoco: excuse me young man, could I keep you for a minute?
me: errr ok miss

(I sat down and put my bag under my table, i felt a but nervous in case I get an erection over her, well..who wouldnt, she approached me)

miss cuoco: can I say Im sorry about shouting to the whole class cos they all were being rude, but you werent, and also astonishing work. (she blushes) I really am proud of you (she quickly looks at my trousers where my cock is without me seeing her look)

me: thank you miss, i mean it aint much, sorry but i didnt do as much revision.

miss cuoco: maybe you should (I felt movement in my boxers undr my trousers and she softly touched my hand, she felt soooo smooth. she smiled at me) it could help you. (then her other hand softly held the same hand too)

me: yeah i guess so miss, I am kinda shy to show of my work in front of everyone.

miss cuoco: shy? (she then sits on the table and a bit of her skirt rests on my hand) why would a fine young man like you be shy?

me: i dunno miss?
miss cuoco: you dont have to be shy about anything, do i make you shy?
me: im shy in front of alot of people
miss cuoco: ok, im always here if you want to talk....always (smiles at me)
me: thanks miss, hey can I revise in here? i dont have another lesson until an hours time.
miss cuoco: you dont need revision, you work well enough without it (winks at me) just sit and relax for an hour, spend break with me)
me: errr ok miss, seen as non of my mates have break yet.

(miss cuoco then gets up to shut the curtains, lock the door and walks behind me whilst i am still sat down)
miss cuoco: youve made me so happy today, its wonderful to see a well behaved student.
me: thanks miss
miss cuoco: (resting her hand my shoulder) Id love to reward you
me: teachers tend to give reward points for behaveour and work
miss cuoco: nah that aint enough, youve been too good (sits on table in front of me and her whole body facing me, she didnt mean to show but her white g string pants were showing underneith her skirt. Also her legs open slightly)
me: oh er ok, just that, thats what we tend to get rewarded
miss cuoco: you need something....(she takes her blazer off and begins slowly undiing her buttons)....... something special
me: (my cock grew straight away) err...misss?.....
miss cuoco: shhhhhhh (puts her finger on my lips) lets keep it a secret. (her ass slithers from the table onto my lap and her legs wrap round me) shhhhh just let this happen.

(i was speechless, but also scared. I had never had sex with a woman and my new teacher being the woman to take my virginity, i wasnt sure.)

me: miss im sorry i dont know (i try to move, she continues undoing her buttons)
miss cuoco: do you want your reward young man? (her finger strokes my chin and her other arm wraps round me)
me: of course but...youre my teacher.......I dont know if this feels right
miss cuoco: like I said, lets keep it between us (she winks at me)

(my cock continued to grow but I was shy as fuck, she gets up and takes her skirt off, i slowly back up away cos i wasnt sure if this feels right, but i was blocked off by other tables and then she slowly approached me with her white bras and g strings, she gets to me and she makes me sit my ass on the table and again wraps round me)

me: miss what if someone finds out tho???
miss cuoco: i promise you, no one will find out, i wont tell (her hands begin to feel my crotch)
me: (shakes cos her hand is on my trousers where my cock is) but ahat if I cant.... you know....arrive....cum? what if Im bad?
miss cuoco: dont worry about a thing, youll do great, and I can make you cum....trust me: ok, sorry, its just that Im a virgin, ive always been worried that no girl will take my virginity sorry if it turns you off
miss cuoco: of course it doesnt turn me off silly, I wanna be your first, and im about to take your virginity, now, please let me reward you
me: ermm i guess you are attractive miss
miss cuoco: thank you very much young man, you are bery attractive also, do you like my body?

(her hips begin to sway in circles tormenting me)

me: mmm yes miss (we finally began kissing, eating her face, tongues rolling rlund in each others mouths, out lips coiling each other, i could feel her smooth face smothering mine.) you are so pretty miss, may I say
miss cuoco: say anything you like, why dont you try a little touch? (her soft hand takes my hand and places it on her breast, sooo warm)

miss cuoco: mmmmmm yesssss, tell me your name young man
me: callum
miss cuoco: mmmm callum, mmmm such a hot name (your arms wrap round me again a with your hands behind my neck and we begin snogging again, miss cuocos pussy juice leaks from her g strings and is dripping on the floor)

(she starts to play an hour of sexy relaxing hindu music)

me: mmmmm this music is nice
miss cuoco: (still kissing me and then says) mmmm yesss, i listen to this when im horny for young men like you callum)

(she then unzips my trousers and pulls them down along with my boxers and my cock shot straight up)

miss cuoco: jesus thats big callum (her hand strokes my neck then slithers doen my chest, doen my belly to where my pubes are and then it coils round my cock and slowly begins to toss it off)
me: tthhhhhh ahhhhhh yeahhhhhhh (miss cuoco begins sucking on the side of my neck leaving me a love bite. i couldfeel her sucking my neck) heaven knows what you will be like sucking my cock.
miss cuoco: well lets find out callum mmmmmm

(she begins kissing down my body, down to my chest, down my belly, down my pubes and then grabbed my cock, slowly jerked it, kissed and finally began slurping on it like an ice lolly)

me: ohhhhh missssss (i could hear her gulping on my cock)
miss cuoco: mmmm you like that?
me: mmmm yes (miss cuoco begins taking her bra off) miss im no good at dirty talk, teach me.
miss cuoco: of course, tell me im your whore
me: you sure? just dont wanna sound disrespectful
miss cuoco: yessss tell me im your whore, youll feel good, trust me (continues sucking on my hard throbbing dick)
me: miss you are my whore now (miss cuoco moans loud)
miss cuoco: ohhh yesss callum, thats it...like that. now tell me im a dirty slut (her pussy is starting to drip really bad now)
me: ok.... yessss miss you are a dirty slut, you look like a pornstar too (miss cuoco moans louder)

miss cuoco: ohhhhhh yeahhhhh callum, look at that pussy, youre causing that, now its your turn to have something to eat, lay on the table baby. good boyyyyyy

(i lay flat on my back on the table, miss cuoco stand on the chair and then stands kn the table and slowly talks on top of me with the legs on the side of my body, she stands up top of my face and her pussy drips on my face, she slowly lowers down until her pussy isnlaid flat in my mouth, it was like drinking pussy juice and a nice pussy to go with it too, all in my mouth, i could taste her salty cunt and feel fuzzy bits where she has shaved, her ass cheeks on my chest feel soo good and her hands rubbing my belly and her moaning just made me even harder. i wiggle and shot my tongue right in that cunt, i slurped on her cliterus and made her moan so fucking much.

miss cuoco: hhhhh hahhhh ahhhh ohhh yeahhh baby, ohhhh yeahhhh, yes get that tongue right in that cunt mmmmmm
me: mhhhmmmm (couldnt barely speak with her juicy twat in my mouth, i could feel her sweat pour down her body onto me, the view from where i am is glorious, her bell high and her tits showing and her face blushing red as roses.)
miss cuoco: ohhhh calllllummmm babbby ohhh fuckkkk, i cant take this no more, fuck this dirty tormented little cunt of mine.

(she sits up and she slowly stands on top again and she walks back and crowches down onto my dick, i could feel something really slimy, it was only her beautiful pussy.) as i entered her, we both moaned at the same time)

me and miss cuoco: ohh fuck, ohhhhhhh

me: ohhh misss
miss cuoco: (she slides up and down that rock hard cock on me and oushes the foreskin up and down with her) hoh hoh hoh, ohhh yeah, yeah yeah yeah ohhh good yess please, i need this (wet flaps and wet clapping was all i could hear and also feel)
me: oh my god, miss, this legit feels amazing. the best thing ever.
miss cuoco: ahhh ahhh fuckk oh my god callum baby mmmmmm yeah, you are gonna get an A star, ahhhhh, give me the D. ohhhh fuck yeahhh.

(I was so close from cumming, her tanned warm skin, them glasses and that blonde hair hopping up and down is fucking driving me crazy, thrusting the ephell out of the horniness inside of me, i said to her quick so i could cover her)

me: uhhh err oh! miss!
miss cuoco: yesss babbyy uh uh uh ahhhhh fuck
me: i think im gonna cum uh
miss cuoco: (smiles and eye brows rise) are ya? (slows down and breathes heavily) tell me baby, where ja wanna unload that hot load of cum?"
me: uhhh baby, im not sure, so many spots mmmmmm
miss cuoco: its okay baby, cum inside if me if ya want.
me: actually miss (moans and breathes) can i spunk on your face?
miss cuoco: of course honey (gets up and on her knees within seconds)
me: oh miss keep them glasses on, i wanna spunk on my slutbag teachers face how she looked earlier. (start jacking my dick off right at her face, the smell of my dirty cock turned her the fuck on, so did my dirty talk)
miss cuoco: fuckkkkk yeahhh callum love ya dirty talk

(i could feel the intense rushing and made me moan)

me: oh fuc-miss i can feel it (i cant stand up straight at all, my eyes roll back, miss cuoco removes my hand softly and started jacking me off whilst she also rubbed her pussy)
miss cuoco: urrghhhhh fuckkkkk (she squirted on the floor)
me: (i gasp when her hand slithers under mine whilst jacking me off) ohhh missss misss misss oh shit i can feel it, are you ready miss?
miss cuoco: im fucking begging, i promise you sill cum so much, i promise
me: grrgh h h h oh oh yh yeh yeah ye- ohhhhhhhhhhhhh fuccckkkkkkkk yeaaaahhhhh ahhhhhh (i yell)
miss cuoco: goooooooooooooddddddd booooyyyyyyyyyyyy mmm oh (spits) ohhh goodboy callum, oh my god callum. (i drenched her face and glasses, dribbled down her face to her tits, soooo white)
me: ohhh myy fuck (i drop down onto her desk chair wasted and warn out from fucking that beautiful slut, she was also warn out, then she laid on top of me on her back)
me: ohhh missss
miss cuoco: mmmm did you enjoy that baby?
me: uhhh yesss baby
miss cuoco: nowww i have took yourr virrrgiiniityy, you dont have to worry about sex, and now you can forget alll yourrr troubbllesss, because you can trussstttt in meee, come to me any time you want
me: yesss misss couoco
miss cuoco: please... call me kaley (turns her head whilst laying back on me and kisses my lips, whilst i sat there with her laying on me, i instantly felt like i dont need another girl. i fell in love with my slut bag teacher)

BACK TO TRIBUTES


I have also confirmed besides the fact that Celebfuck is returning, but also cum tributes will be returning, and also in public too. So far, a new tribute of Kendall Jenner has been uploaded and available to watch, no password needed. relax and jerk. I have got other celebs who may be having tributes such as Felicity Jones, possible Margot Robbie or Sophia Bush.

I really hope you look forward to these tributes, waiting 7 days for a big enough load just like I did with Kendall.

HOT PICS










XHAM....WHAT HAS HAPPENED?

Recently, Xham has been so different in good terms but mostly bad terms, good terms is for me, hardly any trolls are disliking my content, but mainly, spam PMS are cropping up messaging you 24-7 and Pisses me and lots of people off, also sadly some old friends on here have retired, I personally think xham has kinda gone dead compared to the old days but I cant resist leaving, I would want to go back and wank chat if I retired. Lets just Hope this comes to an end, all this spam and Bot shit.

TATTOOED GIRL PICS











HOT HORNY CHARTS TOP 10

1. Kendall Jenner

2. Felicity Jones

3. Kaley Cuoco

4. Cristina Scabbia

5. Sophia Bush

6. Kate Middleton

7. Hayley Williams

8. Jessica Stroup

9. Katy Perry

10. Bebe Rexha


That does it for this issue, I will be teasing issue 39 when I feel ready to make it, I hope you enjoyed this issue and comeback and hopefully see you soon, please leave comments.