Masturbation quiz

Are you male or female? male
Name: David
Age? 60
At what age did you start masturbating? 29 (I know, late starter!)
How many times a week do you masturbate? Rub daily, don't cum as often as I used to
Do you always orgasm when you masturbate? No
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once, unless things are really hot!

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? yes
In the bath? no
Outdoors? yes
At work? yes
Every room in the house? almost
In a car while parked up in a carpark? yes

How are you normally dressed when masturbating? at home, naked... outside depends on where, but as little as possible... in the car, also as little as possible

What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yes
Lying on tummy? no

How do you play:
With left hand? well, I am a lefty
With right hand? no
With a toy? sometimes
With water from bath? yes, love my hand held shower head!
Written erotica? sometimes
Pictures? yes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? sometimes

Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? not that I know of
Masturbated for a man/woman? yes, woman
Masturbated for the same sex? no
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes
Masturbated for a video? no, not unless they were recording!

Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? sometimes
Insert something or play with your ass? sometimes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? of course! How can you expect your partner to swallow if you won't?
When was the last time you masturbated? now!
Are you hard now? not fully hard, but certainly not flaccid
Are you going to masturbate now? see above answer
Are you a masturbation addict? perhaps
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? yes... with women and men
What is the most you have played in one day? 4 times