Sexy Chat Up Lines

Your shirt has to go but you can stay

Let's play Titanic,you play the ocean and i'll go down on you

Are you related to Jean Claude Van Damme? Because Van Damme you're so sexy

Have you got the time? Because you can watch the tickers as I drop my knickers

I see you're affectionate to Cats,would you like to stroke my pussy?

Come and annoy me,love a guy that gets on my tits

If you be my horse,i'll be your ass

Do you know a good plasterer? As my crack needs a good filling

Do you own a winebar? As I would love your cock in my tail

You know I have trouble pronouncing the name Richard,think it's because I love Dick in my mouth

Can I borrow a pencil? As I need 8 inches with a rubber on it so bad

Are you a postman? As need you to look up address

If U and ME got together,you can tie and U's ME

Do you share sweets? As I would love your jelly babies in my mouth and tummy

I have never worn a bracelet on my wrist, but for you i'd wear my knickers around my ankles

Are you a weather man? As you're getting me hot and wet

Is it your birthday today? Because I need unwrapping and opening up

You remind me of a dog on fire,Because you got this bitch on heat

Are you a gardener? As would love to watch you grow and dig me in

Do you enjoy Pokemon? Why dont you come here and Pokewomon

Will you take me to the arcade? As my space needs a invader

Have you got a ashtray? I have a butt that needs putting in

If we had a chicken farm,i'd gladly put your cock in every morning

I wish you owned a solarium, as my ass needs a good tanning

Tread carefully,you may fall down my ditch and come in my hole