Reaffirmation and invocation of my Bisexuality

I saw someone else do something like this and even though I'm pretty straight, or maybe because of it, it looked like a pretty cool declaration to make considering the upcoming LBGT holiday..

I hereby reaffirm my bisexuality, my desire for women and also for men, my inability to suppress my arousal for both the sight, the feel, the smell and the taste of men and women, of lips and tongues and nipples and breasts and labia and clits and cocks and foreskins and the taste of pussy and sperm and smooth warm skin.I reaffirm my desire to touch, kiss fuck, suck, fist, to milk orgasms from tight deep vaginas and thick veiny cocks, to have multiple powerful orgasms deep within the thighs and mouths of pretty, sexy girls and guys. I reaffirm my intention to have quickie, casual sex and meaningful marathon sex, to share pleasure to the point of pain and pain to the point of pleasure.

I hereby call upon the Infinite Universe to fill my life with love and passion, delightful, sane, fun and creative lovers of both sexes, to draw to me women who are partners in passion, to draw to me hot males when I lose touch of my homosexual side, to consummate relations with all kinds of wonderful new people and old ones, safely, sanely and as discretely as we wish. And I call upon the Infinite universe to share the same passion with everyone in the world (who wants it) and share peace and joy and orgasms infinitely.