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Caroline is a big fan of Jamie Lee Curtis, so when 'True Lies' comes out, she wants me to take her.

We're in a crowded movie theater, the movie's playing, and Caroline asks me "Is that what men look for?"

"What do you mean?"

"What he said. '... an ass like a ************ boy.'"

"I don't know."

"No, really. I want to know."

"I really don't know. I don't spend a lot of time looking at the asses of ************ boys."

While Caroline ponders my response, the guy behind me leans forward and whispers "good answer".

"Thanks." I whisper back.

Then I say to Caroline "I like your ass. ... I like your legs. ... I like your tits. ... But do you know what I like best about you?"

"What?"

"Your brain."

While Caroline again ponders my response, the woman behind her leans forward and whispers "You're gonna take care of him, right? ... 'cause otherwise ..."

Caroline nods her head.

The guy behind me leans forward again and whispers "You're on a roll. Don't screw up."

I didn't, and she did.