When I Found Your Mom's Phone (Episode 6)

So this time it was a husband who left me his phone to fix after he dropped it in water. What you guys need to realize is, that's an easy fix. But I told him, give me an hour and I went to work on seeing what this rich dude had going on. Maybe a hot secretary? Maybe a hot daughter? Wife?

Door No. 3, Bob.

She must have been shopping while he was roaming the mall, because she sent a text saying she was trying on bathing suits for a vacation. She asked one-piece or two? I replied, "Let me see."

So she did.



Hmm. I need to see up close.



Oh fuck yeah. Nothing nicer than MommyBoobs in a bathing suit.

But you'd agree I'd not be doing my job if I didn't request a look at her two-piece option, right?

So we asked.

Her reply:



GOT DAMN!

Any more options? Not sure I like that color.



OK, Wifey was feeling it. Clearly not shy about the selfie thing.

So I took a gamble and it paid off.

I texted back: "So how about making that into a one-piece? (evil grin emoji)"

Her reply:

"You're so bad. I'm in a fitting room!"

My reply:

"I'm in the men's room at Sears. I double-dog dare you."

A pause.

Then:

"I don't think they'll allow this on the cruise!"



WOW.

I have to admit, I didn't expect that.

But it got better.

"So are you enjoying this?"

I replied, "So close...."

She sent back:

"Come find me. JC Pennys. I'll be waiting."



I had to go find the guy and tell him his phone as fixed. It was the right thing to do.

Right?

What would YOU have done?