Your Wife Showed Off An Impressive Trick

So we're in Vegas for the convention and I know you were uneasy about her going without you. These things can get crazy and even though they try to keep us grouped up and on schedule, there are ways to indulge in the fun of Sin City.

I know they say What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas. But what happened tonight has already gone viral.

For starters, as you already are aware of, your wife has really amazing tits. I have to admit I noticed them immediately when she arrived for her first day on the job. So to be completely honest, my mission ever since has been to see them.

Vegas was my chance.

Maggie drank a lot at dinner. She said she normally doesn't drink, so I made sure to keep refilling her wine glass when she wasn't looking. So while she thought she had "only a glass or two of wine", she really had about three or four.

We all went back to the hotel and I invited several of the sales staff to my suite. No one says no when the boss invites you up for a nightcap and some stories.

So I went around the room and asked everyone to reveal a secret, taboo skill they have. We saw everything from tying cherry stems together with a tongue to doing a split. One of my guys then pushed the envelope when he said he could kiss his crotch.

I said, "Prove it."

So he did.

Then it was your wife's turn. Maggie blushed and said she played soccer in high school and they had to change a lot in public places. So because of this, she had to learn how to be creative.

I asked, give me an example. Take your bra off.

"My what?" She turned so red. Redder than her tantalizing halter top.

I made sure she knew the boss wasn't asking. This was an order.

Maggie is a good employee. She is eager to please.

So she did this:



The room suddenly went silent. Even the women watched closely.

"Keep going," I said.



Everyone applauded. She laughed as she tossed her big black bra at me.

But just when she thought the moment was over, my VP of marketing, Donna, spoke up.

"You gotta show em, honey," Donna crowed in her smoker's voice.

Everyone hooted.

I just sat in front of Maggie and watched.

She laughed at the attention and the alcohol infused her with confidence.

Up the halter went...



The entire room let out a collective...."Ahhhhh...."

...and then went "Ohhhh!"



I'm sorry, my friend, but I can't tell you what happened after that.

What happened in Vegas, will stay in Vegas.