Chicks who won't friend dick pics
You won't accept a friend request because the dudes profile picture is a dick pic? Get over yourself. This is not E harmony, this is a PORN SITE!!! If you're looking for romance and lies i.e. Of course I'll call you tomorrow, you've chosen the wrong place to set up shop. Ok so you've stated the no dick pic rule on your profile. Stand your ground honey but unless the cover photo of your gallery is a pic of that rule written across the top of your naked tits NO ONE PAID ATTENTION TO IT. The guy is not losing sleep over why you didn't click yes so PLEASE don't comment on his page about why you won't accept the request. NO ONE CARES.
I appreciate the honesty and bravery it takes to post a photo of your most private part on the internet. At least you know what he has to work with. Nothing worse than hearing him say "I'm going to fuck you till you cry" only to realize the crying is out of frustration because his tool turns out to be more of a carrot than a cucumber. Side note : it's not about size (thankfully I'm tight enough to enjoy a range of sizes) it's really about expectations vs reality
I appreciate the honesty and bravery it takes to post a photo of your most private part on the internet. At least you know what he has to work with. Nothing worse than hearing him say "I'm going to fuck you till you cry" only to realize the crying is out of frustration because his tool turns out to be more of a carrot than a cucumber. Side note : it's not about size (thankfully I'm tight enough to enjoy a range of sizes) it's really about expectations vs reality
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