Masturbation Quiz
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 31
At what age did you start masturbating? 12 or 13. I was in Middle School
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-5 times
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 99% of the time. The other 1% I fall asleep before I find the perfect picture or video to finish me off
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? I don't take baths.
Outdoors? I have before.
At work? No
Every room in the house? Not yet
In a car while traveling along the interstate? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes multiple times
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? All the time
A co-worker? Yes
A member of the same sex? No
A member of the opposite sex? Every time
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? No.
How do you play:
With left hand? Only when I'm looking for a new feel
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? No
With water from bath? Shower water, yes.
Written erotica? I've tried my hand at it
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes (Lesbian)
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes. Especially if the woman is giving sloppy head, sucking balls and/or talking dirty while doing it
Cumshots? Yes (I imagine it's me doing it.)
Age play? Yes (Love age differences, as long as everyone's 18 and up)
S&M? Not really
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? I don't remember
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, by my wife when we were dating in college
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes. One night, My Ex-GF wanted to watch me jerk off while I sucked on her big breasts and played with her butt. She was only wearing black cotton panties, which are my favorite. When I got close to cumming, I told her to rub my balls with her fingernails, which made me bust one of the best nuts of my life. When I got my strength back, we went to IHOP.
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? Does 3 count as a group?
Masturbated for a photo? Yes, back in college
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? I think I did once.
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
insert something or play with your ass? No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? woman's breast, pussy, butt cheeks
Use pain as a method of playing? Only when I ask my wife to squeeze or suck on my ball sack until it hurts.
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Not intentionally. I've had a couple times when I've been really backed up and had ropes of cum hit my face.
When was the last time you masturbated? Couple days ago
Are you wet or hard now? Getting there
Are you going to masturbate now? Probably
Are you a masturbation addict? I don't think so. I don't do it everyday, and I've never jeopardized my freedom or reputation in the name of busting a quick nut out of desperation.
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes. I do it up here, but not in casual conversation.
What is the most you have played in one day? I didn't keep count, but I'm sure I've had a 4 or 5 nut day before.
Age? 31
At what age did you start masturbating? 12 or 13. I was in Middle School
How many times a week do you masturbate? 3-5 times
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 99% of the time. The other 1% I fall asleep before I find the perfect picture or video to finish me off
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? I don't take baths.
Outdoors? I have before.
At work? No
Every room in the house? Not yet
In a car while traveling along the interstate? No
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Yes
A friend? Yes multiple times
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? All the time
A co-worker? Yes
A member of the same sex? No
A member of the opposite sex? Every time
A past lover? Yes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Yes
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? No.
How do you play:
With left hand? Only when I'm looking for a new feel
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? No
With water from bath? Shower water, yes.
Written erotica? I've tried my hand at it
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? Yes.
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes (Lesbian)
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes. Especially if the woman is giving sloppy head, sucking balls and/or talking dirty while doing it
Cumshots? Yes (I imagine it's me doing it.)
Age play? Yes (Love age differences, as long as everyone's 18 and up)
S&M? Not really
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Yes
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? I don't remember
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes, by my wife when we were dating in college
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes. One night, My Ex-GF wanted to watch me jerk off while I sucked on her big breasts and played with her butt. She was only wearing black cotton panties, which are my favorite. When I got close to cumming, I told her to rub my balls with her fingernails, which made me bust one of the best nuts of my life. When I got my strength back, we went to IHOP.
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? Does 3 count as a group?
Masturbated for a photo? Yes, back in college
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? I think I did once.
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes
insert something or play with your ass? No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? woman's breast, pussy, butt cheeks
Use pain as a method of playing? Only when I ask my wife to squeeze or suck on my ball sack until it hurts.
Final questions:
Do you taste your cum? Not intentionally. I've had a couple times when I've been really backed up and had ropes of cum hit my face.
When was the last time you masturbated? Couple days ago
Are you wet or hard now? Getting there
Are you going to masturbate now? Probably
Are you a masturbation addict? I don't think so. I don't do it everyday, and I've never jeopardized my freedom or reputation in the name of busting a quick nut out of desperation.
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? Yes. I do it up here, but not in casual conversation.
What is the most you have played in one day? I didn't keep count, but I'm sure I've had a 4 or 5 nut day before.
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