OH MY GOD HOW EMBARRESIG
I can not believe what just happend to me and i had to share it with you guys. If youve read my posts then you will know that sundays are me days. The husband goes to visit his parents and ive normally got the place to myself. The sunday just gone i decided i would use this time to get the xmas tree put up. When i got up i was wearing my sexy little red number . Its a silk night dress id worn for my husband the night before (wink wink). so as i often dont on a sunday i didnt get dressed and started unpacking the new tree decorations id bought.
What with the xmas tree and decorations strewn all over the living room floor it started to get a bit hectic. so i decided to gather up the empty packets from the new decorations and chuck them in the wheelie bin out the front of my house. Ive often nipped out to the wheelie bin in my nightie or even just a t shirt and underwear. Its never been a problem before and i dont think any of the neighbours have seen. (apart from the creepy dude opposite but hes always perving from his window and i dont take any notice any more lol)
So i quickly nipped down the garden path to the bin when all of a sudden i hear a loud thump. My heart sank as it dawned on me what had happend. The problem was the weather was atrocious on sunday. the wind was blowing a gale and it had sucked my front door shut !! i quickly ducked around the back through the gate to check the back door and guess what ? .. YUP I WAS LOCKED OUT !!
i was mortified. I had no phone nothing. I looked around the house and saw the bathroom window was open but i couldnt reach it. My husband wouldnt be back for hours. i had no choice!. I took a deep breath and ran around to my neighbours. I stood on the doorstep franticly ringing the doorbell shivering as it spat with rain and the ridiculously strong wind blew my hair all over the place and howled through my flimsy silk nightdress.
My neighbours on that side was a well to do couple in their 50s by the name of david and emily. I preyed emily would arswer the door. And of course david did. He opened the door and his face was a picture. He stood looking at me shocked. He looked me up and down with raised eyebrows "lolly are you okay ?" I bounced up and down on the spot impatiantly with my arms crossed in front of me to sheild my body. "No !! Im not alright.. ive bloody locked myself out" he burst into laughter "oh dear thats not good is it"
I shook my head in protest "no its not .. theres a window open at the side .. please tell me youve got a ladder??" He deliberately pauced with a comical exspression as if to think as i stood there shivering. "Mmmm eeeeerm .... no i dont think i have .. i believe jeff does though?" i growled at him "oh for gods sake" as i span on my heels and ran back down the path. jeff was my neighbour on the other side he was a grumpy old guy in his late 60s and his wife was equally as rude but what choice did i have ?
As i tip toed up the path in bare feet i noticed david was following me. I rang the bell and we both stood there as i awkwardly tried to ignore the fact that he was blatantly oggerling me in my ridiculously revealing bright red nightdress. I sighed in relief as the door finally opened and then growled to myself as i saw it was jeff before i went on to franticly exsplain my conundrum.
I think its the first time ive seen the old git smile as he stood in silence grinning and taking in the veiw before he replied "yeeees ive got a ladder .. hold on ill bring it round"
A van slowed right down and wolf whisled loudly as i hot footed it back around to my house much to the enjoyment of a chuckerling david who followed behind. We stood in the alley waiting as i shook my head in disaproval at david as he struggled to stiffle his laughter as the rain began to fall heavier. Finally jeff appeared with the ladder and stood it against the wall and announced "there ya go.. ill even foot it for ya" I stood there staring at them both in disberlief before asking them "what ?? You dont think im going up that bloody thing do you??"<br>
Jeff looked at david with a huge grin "well i aint getting up it am i girl ? Im nearly 70 years old" i turned to face david and looked at him with raised eyebrows "well ? Come on ??? damsel in distress here!" David patted his big rotund belly and shook his head "me ? No i wont fit through that window will i?"
I growled in frustration as i looked up at the small rectangular window and realised he was right "FOR GODS SAKE .. YOU BETTER HOLD THAT LADDER !! IF I FALL IM HOLDING YOU RESPONSIBLE... BOTH OF YOU !!"
the two men laughed for a while before they both composed themselves and reassured me id be fine. I cringed to myself as i uncrossed my arms from in front of me and reluntantly exposed my breasts to them. The cold had made my nipples so hard they hurt and the rain had soaked the night dress until it was praticly see through and clinging to my body.
I stepped onto the ladder and started to nervously climb step by step as my legs trembled in fear. I knew they could see up my night dress as i heard the two men quietly hum to themselfs in satisfaction at the sight of my skimpy silk thong knickers. It took me forever but i finally made it to the top.. i pulled the window open and stood shaking on the top of the ladder and shouted down "arggh for gods sake .. i cant do this"
David shouted back up at me "yes you can .. just cock your leg up and step in" i rolled my eyes and prepared myself before i stepped my right foot onto the window seal. Typically a little bracket thing on the ladder snagged my night dress and pulled it up around my waist. I tried to ignore the mens perverted groans as i stood with my legs spread wide apart and tried to build the courage to step off the ladder. I felt my pussy bulging against the little gusset of my thong until it slipped between my clean shaven pussy lips and the small ribbon of the thong back moved sideways displaying my arsehole as i finally stepped my leg inside the window.
I was temporeally stuck as i prepared to make the last step off the ladder .. i heard jeff groan to david "mmm look .. shes showing everything" and david quietly reply "she cetainly is" i heard my night dress rip free as i threw myself into the window and collasped in a heap on the bathroom floor. I leant out the window and called down "okaaaay guys shows over im in now" the two men gave me the thumbs up and walked off patting each other on the back laughing.
I must of sat with my head in my hands on the sofa for about 20 minutes rocking back and forth laughing and growling to myself in embaressment !!.. never again !!!
8年前