Flashing blade

It's amazing what you find in the loft I was putting back the Crimbo decorations and I found a cutthroat razor, think it must have belonged to my ex.
It felt nice in my hand the mother of pearl handle complimented my scarlet talons, bringing the item down and into the daylight was even better a flick of the wrist and the shiny blade would appear, so sharp at first I was fearful, then I just had respect for this engineered item and the more I played with it the more I liked it, I thought about the fear one could develop
by shaving a man's genital area with this, I thought the blade maybe blunt but trying it on a piece of paper it was razor sharp,
I loved the way my varnished shiny nails glinted along with the chrome on the blade under the halogen spotlights, still I played with it until I felt confident manipulating it.
It was time discarding my robe and applying a generous amount of foam to my mound of Venus I began to shave myself
A vision of pure kinkyness to be seen if anyone peeked through my kitchen window, a menthol cigarette dangling from my lips as I proceeded to shave my missy with a cutthroat razor in 10 inch extreme heels and nothing else!
Does that turn you on?