Masturbation Quiz

Are you male or female? Male
Age? 56
At what age did you start masturbating? I’m thinking 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? Depends on the week
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Once
Where do you masturbate:

In bed? Yes
In the shower? Yes
In the bath? No (don’t take baths)
Outdoors? No
At work? ...Yes
Every room in the house? No
In a car while driving? No

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? Did
A friend? Yes
A friend's partner? No
A stranger? Yes
A co-worker? No
A member of the same sex? No
A member of the opposite sex? Yes
A past lover? Yes

What position do you play in:

On your back? Yes
Standing? only if in the shower
Kneeling? No
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? No

How do you play:

With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Rarely
With a toy? Yes
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Videos? Yes

Something on TV? No

What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Yes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Frankly boring
Cumshots? Yes
Age play? Yes
S&M? Yes
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Yes

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages?Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? No
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? No
Masturbated in a group? No
Masturbated for a photo? Yes
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? Yes

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? No
insert something or play with your ass? Yes
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? No
Use pain as a method of playing? No

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? Mmm few days ago
Are you wet or hard now? No
Are you going to masturbate now? Only time will tell
Are you a masturbation addict? Yes
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? yes
What is the most you have played in one day? Probably 4 or 5